Wow, you managed to post something even more ignorant. Touché
From a post long ago:
Two Creationists take a Commercial Flight
AV1611VET: How do we know that the flight crew knows how to fly this plane?
Flight Attendant: They are trained experts and have been doing this for many years.
Dad: All because they are so-called experts doesn’t mean they can ignore God’s Word.
Flight Attendant: What does God’s Word have to do with flying an airplane?
AV1611VET: I use my Boolean Standards to show that flying is against The Inerrant Word of God and The Documentation.
Flight Attendant: Are you talking about The Bible? Where does The Bible say that?
AV1611VET: “Thinking themselves to be wise they became fools.”
Flight Attendant: What does that have to do with flying?
AV1611VET:
Homo sapiens means “Wise Man,” doesn’t it? Since the flight crew are Wise Men they are really fools and God will show them they are fools by crashing the plane.
Flight Attendant: What???
Dad: How do these Ivory Tower so-called experts know they can fly this plane between here and the destination? What if the atmosphere between here and the destination is in a different state?
Flight Attendant: Different State?? What do you mean??
Dad: A different state…. Like it was before “The Split.”
Flight Attendant: What “Split?”
Dad: During the time of Peleg. To think differently, is anti-Bible hogwash and a fantasy!
Flight Attendant: What are you talking about?
Dad: You cannot prove that the space-time state between here and there is not different can you?
Flight Attendant: No, but we have never had any problem flying this route before..
Dad: Ha! You just ASSUME there is no difference now, because you assume the past is the key to the present. That is an Anti-God Lie, and thinking only within the box.. I refuse to accept it!!!
Flight Attendant Please, both of you take your seats!
AV1611VET: You just can’t wait to ridicule me, even though I accept 95% of your “science!”
Dad: I just discovered that human flight is impossible! Amazing!!
Flight Attendant: Please, take your seats so we can take off! I promise it is safe!
AV1611VET: Oh yeah.. just like Thalidomide was a Wonder Drug… before it was Plutoed!
Flight Attendant: Thalidomide?
AV1611VET: Sure, Thaldomide proves that your “science” changes with the flavor of the week!
Dad: Prove with your so called science that the state between here and there is the same! You can’t!!!! Human flight is an anti-Bible lie! Amazing!
Flight Attendant: Get off this plane!!!
Two creationists take a Commercial flight