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My Playground Challenge

Discussion in 'Creation & Evolution' started by AV1611VET, May 23, 2019.

  1. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    When I was a kid, I loved swinging on the swing set (the Rapture)?

    Later, I grew up to be a Creationist.

    Here's my challenge:

    1. How many of you played on the swings, and now you're a creationist?

    2. How many of you played on the monkey bars, and now you're an evolutionist?

    3. How many of you played on the teeter-totter, and now you're both?
     
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  2. Michael Collum

    Michael Collum Everything began with a voice, use yours Supporter

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    I still like the swing set, but I don't believe in the rapture.

    Oh wait, I didn't answer the questions.

    1) Yes.

    2) Depends on what evolution you mean, but the Monkey bars were pretty cool back in the day,

    3) No to the teeter totter.
     
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  3. VirOptimus

    VirOptimus A nihilist who cares.

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    What on earth does this have to do with the topic of this forum?
     
  4. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    Predilection.
     
  5. Warden_of_the_Storm

    Warden_of_the_Storm Well-Known Member

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    I used to play on the slide. Now... I'm me.
     
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  6. 2PhiloVoid

    2PhiloVoid Life is lived in the shape of a "?" Supporter

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    1.) I would swing, but I'd also do dangerous jumps out of the swing so I could 'fly' for a split second ... it was usually awesome. Usually.

    2.) I swung monkey bars until I hit my chin. And that was the last of my monkeying around.

    3.) The teeter-totter seemed to remain as a mainstay for me: it was usually safe fun, unless my partner jumped off while I was still in the air. :sorry:
     
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  7. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    LOL @ your avatar.

     
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    Ophiolite Recalcitrant Procrastinator

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    Have you found that life is all downhill?
     
  9. Yttrium

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    I liked the swings. I didn't get much time on the teeter-totter, because it requires a second person. I loved the monkey bars. We had our own set at home.

    Now, I guess it depends on what you mean by "evolutionist". If you're just talking about biological evolution, yeah, I think that's a reasonable theory. So. Evolution. Monkey bars. It's the missing link!
     
  10. Sabertooth

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    So, the merry-go-round[ers?] are just disoriented & confused...? :scratch:
     
  11. VirOptimus

    VirOptimus A nihilist who cares.

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    That makes no sense.
     
  12. Sanoy

    Sanoy Well-Known Member

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    Oh ho! That is some high tier wit. Well done.
     
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  13. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    Thank you, sir! :)
     
  14. Warden_of_the_Storm

    Warden_of_the_Storm Well-Known Member

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    I wanted to make a joke, but I turned 25 last week, and there's not really been anything good so far.
     
  15. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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    Happy Birthday ... I turn 65 next week.
     
  16. Warden_of_the_Storm

    Warden_of_the_Storm Well-Known Member

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    Oof. Still, at least that's something worth celebrating. 25? Not so much.
     
  17. Sabertooth

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    A quarter of a century? It is a named fraction!
     
  18. Warden_of_the_Storm

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    That's been funny, saying I'm quarter of a century. It takes a few people back.
     
  19. Kylie

    Kylie Atheist and Proud

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    What on earth does playground equipment have to do with beliefs about science and religion? Do you think that they are related?
     
  20. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE Supporter

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