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My Australia challenge

Discussion in 'Physical & Life Sciences' started by Strathos, Mar 30, 2017.

  1. Strathos

    Strathos No one important

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    Using the same standards of evidence that flat-earthers demand to prove the earth is a globe, prove to me that Australia exists.

    After all, I've never been there, and it's not mentioned in the Bible, so therefore it must be one big conspiracy in order to undermine the Christian faith.

    Keep in mind that I will not accept:

    - Pictures/recordings
    - Maps
    - Eyewitness records

    Because all of those could easily be faked to support the conspiracy. So show me some convincing evidence that this so-called 'Australia' place is even real.
     
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  2. Skreeper

    Skreeper You keep living in your own lie

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    [​IMG]
     
  3. lesliedellow

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    Well, I have got this photograph taken from the opposite side of the globe to Australia, and there is no sign of any Australia there. Since it helps bolster your conspiracy theory, I guarantee that it is one photo you will accept.
     
  4. I'm_Sorry

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    I'll start up my email server.

    Send me an email and I'll track it from for ISP to my House, via the under sea fiber optic cables.

    Trace IP Address Using These 4 Tools

    Then I'll buy you a ticket to Australia, And see you after you get off the jet.

    See you soon.
     
  5. lesliedellow

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    I'm sorry, but that is just plane naive. ICANN is in the pay of the British Government, and any email addressed to that fictitious former colony is redirected to GCHQ.

    Wrong again I'm afraid. When civil aviation was getting off the ground, the British Government realised that their deception would soon be exposed. So they started paying airlines to start flights to a remote island in the South Pacific, which was to do service for the non existent Australia.

    As for people who claim to live there, well they are either in on the conspiracy as well, or they have been duped into thinking that island in the Pacific is Australia.

    Of course, some people might wonder about the motive for all this deception, but, as good conspiracy theorists, we don't want to worry our tiny little heads about that, do we?
     
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  6. I'm_Sorry

    I'm_Sorry Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I'm really google's quantum d-wave AI, you caught me.
     
  7. I'm_Sorry

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  8. Strathos

    Strathos No one important

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    Sorry, but why should I believe that? Obviously the conspiracy creates fake IP addresses supposedly from 'Australia' just to trick people into thinking it exists.

    You're on. Keep in mind though, you'll have to prove that we're actually in 'Australia', not someplace in Europe or Africa or somewhere that you and your friends in the conspiracy are trying to make me believe is 'Australia'.
     
  9. I'm_Sorry

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    I'm really google's d-wave quantum AI :D





    Here's your biblical proof:

    Genesis 1
    1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

    10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

    Genesis 8:11
    And the dove came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off: so Noah knew that the waters were abated from off the earth.
     
  10. digitalgoth

    digitalgoth Junior Member

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    Crickey! I've got a wallaby in my crocodile!
     
  11. I'm_Sorry

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    NASA
     
  12. Kylie

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    Sounds to me like the only thing that would convince you is to go there yourself and map it so you can see for yourself that it is there.

    In other words: Don't take my word for it, try it and see for yourself.
     
  13. juvenissun

    juvenissun ... and God saw that it was good.

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    You demand an answer.
    But I question the question.
    Why do you want the proof? How would the existence of Australia have anything to do with a flat earth?
     
  14. FrumiousBandersnatch

    FrumiousBandersnatch Well-Known Member

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    Whooosh!

    Hint: it's an equally absurd analogy.
     
  15. JackRT

    JackRT "Karma" can bite you in the butt

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    Wasn't it the Dutch explorer Tasman who invented Australia and we all know what liars the Dutch are. After all they did it before --- they invented the lie of New Amsterdam and then they actually sold it to those gullible Englishmen. Those dang money grubbing Dutch! They are to blame for all this.
     
  16. USincognito

    USincognito The Spite Reporters Win Supporter

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    Wait a minute! Holland is supposedly on the "opposite" side of the earth from Australia and the Dutch wear funny shoes while Aussies wear funny hats.

    Suddenly it all makes sense!!!
     
  17. morse86

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    Flat earthers do not have a problem with pictures/recordings...they have a problem with artist renderings, CGI, and artifacts/glitches.

    There are aerial photographs of Australia (not composites, not CGI, not artist renderings) and we can navigate to it using a reference point and a heading (old world navigation).

    The pictures of the globe earth are not real....they are artist renderings (it even says so in the caption in NASA site).
     
  18. morse86

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    This is what we have a problem with:

    Look at this rubbish shown to the public about DNA:
    [​IMG]

    IT'S AN ARTIST RENDERING.

    Show me the actual DNA looking like that:
    [​IMG]

    What rubbish.

    Look at what the science says:
    It's all guesswork! DNA does not exist. A bunch of college students mixing up cell debris in a piece of equipment looking for $$$ funding does not prove anything.
     
  19. JackRT

    JackRT "Karma" can bite you in the butt

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    The real and most disturbing aspect about science is that it works and it works extremely well. It can be derided. It can be mocked. But it just keeps on working.
     
  20. MrSpikey

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    Well, if those are the rules:

    Strathos US-Democrat

    The US isn't mentioned in the bible and is therefore also part of this conspiracy. You obviously don't exist, and neither does your question.
     
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