Gosh, you guys are so sweet!
I'd want to meet the whole lot of you, to be quite honest. Like Leanna, I'm worried about missing names unintentionally. But for the majority of you, I'd really just like to have an opportunity to attach a memory of a face a voice to your profiles. Just something to make all of you a little bit more real to me.
There are some of you who I'd have specific activities planned for if the opportunity to meet ever became a reality.
Gracepaints: I think that I'd enjoy a dinner with her and her husband. We can talk about babies, Star Trek, LOST and tea. But I'd have to brush up on my readings of the classics because I can only imagine the IQ level required for a dinner conversation in the Gracepaints household. Sheesh! After dinner, Grace and I would probably have to take a trip and go through the archives at the Vital Records Department to see if we were raised in the same orphanage and then had our memories wiped after we were adopted by our families. There's something that's just way too familiar about Grace for me, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Losties: Snoochface, the Burgers, et al... I'd really enjoy a Series Finale party with those guys. Fatburger would have to make me some tacos and Snoochface would have to brew me a pot of her coffee that seems to have her so addicted to the stuff.
Fuzzymel: You have to take me on a personally guided tour of Guernsey and then take me to your favourite pub that serves Fish & Chips.
RebekkaH: You have to take me on a personally guided tour of the Netherlands. You don't have to bring me through the Red Light District (but if you really want to, I won't complain
)
Autumnleaf: I'd want to challenge him to an arm-wrestling match. After I beat him, we can grab a crate of bottled water and hand them out to all of the Mexicans crossing the border illegally into the United States. I would then use my arm-wrestling victory to blackmail Autumnleaf into hugging each of the Mexicans and providing them with a map to the nearest church where they can seek refuge.
plum (over in WD): We'd share a pizza while going through a box filled with our favourite
PostSecrets and chuckle at the dark humour.
Leanna: I need Maya's hand-me-downs. Roseguard's growing like a beanstalk. Please and Thanks.
All of the Aussie CFers: I have to hear if you all really say "Arnt" when trying to say "Aunt".
A2J's: I have to hear a conversation between those two. I'd probably spend the evening seeing how well I can imitate A2J.
A2J: I reckon some rain must be a' comin.
Red: I reckon some rain must be a' comin.
A2J: Hey! Stop that partna!
Red: Hey! Stop that partna!
A2J: I'm a doofus face and my butt stinks!
Red: ...
A2J: Doh!!!
Oblivious: I want to try out her tandem bike and I also want her to take me for a ride in her Corvette. Maybe if I'm really nice, she'll let me play one of my R&B CDs in her car. Hmmph. One can dream, can't he?
Felinity: She claims to be quiet and introverted. I think otherwise. I'd surprise her by spraying her will catnip to see how her cats react. This would be a great ice-breaker. We'd probably move on to talking about tech stuff and then I'd pwn her in a videogame or two while her husband plays a few songs on his guitar for us in the background.
HeatherJay: I miss her like I can't even explain.
TankGirl: I don't know how well she cooks, but I'd ask her to cook me up a batch of Yorkshire Pudding with some delicious beef gravy. After she slaps me for saying the word "beef" in her presence, we'd go out for some snowboarding lessons. But any offers from her to dye my hair pink or purple will have to be turned down politely.
Tropical Wilds: I'd have to save this visit for last because I'm sure it would probably be one of the most intriguing. Mrs. Redguard can come along and the two of them can debate Jane Austen at length while I foolishly attempt to throw in my useless two cents every now and then just to annoy Mrs. Redguard.
It's like I really wonder if some of these people are really passive IRL but like to incite mini riots on CF by living through their online alter-egos. It does make me wonder and it's why I'd like meet them.
