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Meet the Gaslight Family
Daughter: Oh, Mom, I need to tell you something. It's about ABC.
Mama Gaslight: What? I didn't hear you. You said XYZ?
Daughter: No. I said ABC.
Mama Gaslight: I don't have time to deal with XYZ right now.
Daughter: But I didn't say XYZ. I said ABC.
Mama Gaslight: I just told you, I don't have time for XYZ!
Daughter: It's not about XYZ, it's about ABC!
Enter Papa Gaslight.
Papa Gaslight: You watch your tone, young lady! What's she going on about now?
Mama Gaslight: She's harping on XYZ, and I already told her I don't have time right now.
Papa Gaslight: You heard her. Not another word about XYZ.
Daughter: But I'm trying to say ABC--
Papa Gaslight: I said not another word! We're going to have to call your shrink and talk about your obsession with XYZ. You must need your meds adjusted or something.
During the session,
Therapist: We need to tell you something. It's about ABC.
Mama Gaslight: ABC? Is that all? Why didn't she tell us?
Papa Gaslight: All that fuss she raised, when just saying ABC would have been simple? She really needs to learn to communicate better!
Daughter: Oh, Mom, I need to tell you something. It's about ABC.
Mama Gaslight: What? I didn't hear you. You said XYZ?
Daughter: No. I said ABC.
Mama Gaslight: I don't have time to deal with XYZ right now.
Daughter: But I didn't say XYZ. I said ABC.
Mama Gaslight: I just told you, I don't have time for XYZ!
Daughter: It's not about XYZ, it's about ABC!
Enter Papa Gaslight.
Papa Gaslight: You watch your tone, young lady! What's she going on about now?
Mama Gaslight: She's harping on XYZ, and I already told her I don't have time right now.
Papa Gaslight: You heard her. Not another word about XYZ.
Daughter: But I'm trying to say ABC--
Papa Gaslight: I said not another word! We're going to have to call your shrink and talk about your obsession with XYZ. You must need your meds adjusted or something.
During the session,
Therapist: We need to tell you something. It's about ABC.
Mama Gaslight: ABC? Is that all? Why didn't she tell us?
Papa Gaslight: All that fuss she raised, when just saying ABC would have been simple? She really needs to learn to communicate better!