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Madonna becomes a Methodist...

Discussion in 'Wesley's Parish - Methodist/ Nazarene' started by Mr Dave, Mar 8, 2011.

  1. Mr Dave

    Mr Dave God Save The Queen!

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  2. GadFly

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    I did not read the article but it must be assumed that she will become one of our leading liberal theologians with her various social background. If the formation of values comes from social inter-relationships and humanistic principles, she should be an instant leader in the church. And some venture to say that I am a skeptic UMC member!
     
  3. GadFly

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    Well, I read the article and I may now have to ear crow. Let's all pray for Madonna and that God will give me a taste for crow meat.
     
  4. Redheadedstepchild

    Redheadedstepchild Child of God Supporter

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    Let's hope it sticks and this is not a publicity stunt. Even if it is for publicity, God can use it for good.
     
  5. Qyöt27

    Qyöt27 AMV Editor At Large

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    The article is very clearly satire. Like reading The Onion or watching The Colbert Report.
     
  6. Redheadedstepchild

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    Totally missed that.
     
  7. Mr Dave

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    Yeah sorry it is all a complete joke that I thought I'd share with you :sorry::blush:
     
  8. HolyTrinity

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    I wish this was real
     
  9. cavell

    cavell Senior Veteran Supporter

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    I was delighted to read the article, to me it was 'good news'. Whatever the reason or consequence.

    I have expressed Madonna's choice to my children, to my son, a former fan, now going bald a little, dear Lord I must be getting old. DOH.
     
  10. Maid Marie

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    We can still pray for her :groupray:
     
  11. Chris81

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    That is a great article, I love the ending in which Tom Cruise ends joining the Salvation Army. Just classic!