Learned something today!

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I learned something today: taller people sleep longer in bed!

 

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In gas stations, air used to be free, now it costs $1.50
I learned today that's because of inflation

 

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I learned to day if you hear the toilet flush and then someone says: "uh oh"? It's already too late.

 

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I learned today: always know how high the ceiling fan is when playing the "Superbaby flying!" game. No one needs to know how I learned this.

 

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I learned today: a school of piranha can clean a puppy right down to the bone in less then a minute. On a side note: my "Exotic Fish and Puppy Store" officially went out of business today.

 

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I learned today: Never enter a body building contest run by Dr. Frankenstein. It wasn't at all what I thought it was.