Laughs and hugs with cygnusx1.....

[bornagain91]

nice to see everybody sooooooo happy

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

Good morning

 

[brinny]

^ Heeey, where'd he come from?

 

[bornagain91]

Three sons left home and prospered in life. When getting back together they discussed their success and the great gifts they were able to buy their elderly mother.

“The first son said, "I sent mom a Mercedes."

The second son said, "I bought mom a mansion.”

The third son smirked and said, "I've got you both BEAT! Remember how mom liked reading the Bible when we were young? And you know she can't see very well anymore?... Well, I sent her an AMAZING parrot that recites the ENTIRE Bible! It took elders in the church 12 years to teach this parrot. He's one of a kind!! Mom now just has to name the verse and BAM… the parrot recites it!"

Soon after this meeting of the sons, mom sent out her thank you letters.

"Andy,” she wrote, "the house you built is so big and even though I live in one room, I still have to clean the whole house."

"John," she wrote, "I am too old to travel and spend most of my time at home, so I never use the Mercedes.

"Mark," she wrote to her third son, “You are my favorite son. You have such good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was simply delicious!!"

 

[joyshirley]

Thanks so much JS

I have just updated my latest track of the week on my H Page , hope you like it , I love it !

Hello, cygnus

Yes, I love that piece of music.....it's beautiful. Your home page is moving apace and looking really good!

 

[Crystal~Rose]

 

[Greenthumb]

Hello cygnus! I hope you've had a good weekend and that the coming week is a good one for you.

 

[NewSong]

Dropping by to say hello Cyganus!

 

[MrFreshdew]

hi Cyg

 

[bornagain91]

Clinton is in Heaven​

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.

"It's me, Bill Clinton".

"What bad things did you do on earth?"

Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."

After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."

 

[burn97]

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[bill'swife]

(((hugs)))

 

[cygnusx1]

Hi friends thanks to all of you for your kind hellos and comments and the odd joke or two , it makes this thread fun , I hope you all have a great week and enjoy CF every day , Praise The Lord for your hearts . Amen!

 

[bornagain91]

What has caused it?​

A drunken man who smelled like a beer bar sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained; his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies 'My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man' 'Well I'll be darned' the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper.

The priest thinking about what he said nudged the drunk and apologised. 'I'm sorry to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'

'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

 

[White~Horse]

'Sup, Cygmeister?

 

[bornagain91]

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"

 

[MrFreshdew]

some laughter ya got here Cyg dont fall off yer seat like i did

 

[invisiblefootprints]

Hello, cyggy! Hope all is well your way. Bornagain is keeping this thread laughing! See you later.

 

[bornagain91]

I once almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

 

[burn97]

God Bless cygnusx!!
Enjoy the rest of your Tuesday!!!

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