Laughs and hugs with cygnusx1.....

[Uniting]

How are ya Cyg

 

[Uniting]

Hey there Joyshirley and Dewy

 

[bornagain91]

I had amnesia once - maybe twice

 

[bornagain91]

I had amnesia once - maybe twice

 

[invisiblefootprints]

Good morning, cyg. Hugs & laughs! Have a blessed Friday!

 

[bornagain91]

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic

 

[burn97]

Good Morning Cygnusx!!!
God Bless my friend!

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[bill'swife]

 

[bornagain91]

Friday is good

 

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

Hello cyg... Hope you have a wonderful weekend!

 

[bornagain91]

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

 

[cygnusx1]

hi friends , thanks for your messages , lovelly jubbly

 

[brinny]

 

[bornagain91]

Reward for goodness​

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.

The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you.

To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife." The Lord replied, "Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation.

To the second man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The second man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife twice." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four- bedroom house and a BMW.

To the third man the Lord asked, "So, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" The third man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife about 8 times." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation.

A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out. "Why are you crying?" the two men asked. "You got the mansion and limo!" The first man replied, "I'm crying because I saw my wife a little while ago, and she was riding a skateboard!"

 

[JPPT1974]

Have a great weekend my friend!

 

[Crystal~Rose]

 

[NewSong]

Hey there Cyg! Miss seeing you online! How's it going?

Here is a for you!

 

[Utah Knight]

hello all

 

[bornagain91]

Love is friendship set to music.

 

[joyshirley]

hi friends , thanks for your messages , lovelly jubbly

Hi, cygnus

lovely jubbly.....that rings a bell.....

1. Del is trying to sell Christmas trees to the local vicar

Vicar I have become dismayed, even shocked by the attitude of youth - but today you walked into this church and offered us this tree simply because you care. You have rekindled my faith in the human race. It's not nicked, is it?

2. Del shows his gardening expertise down at Grandad's allotment.

Myles First things first. We have to ascertain what kind of soil you have.
Del Well, it's this - earthy sort.

3. Del tries to impress Cassandra's boss with his knowledge of French at Rodney's dinner party.

Stephen And Africa is where it's at. Recently Joanne and I spent little time down in Afrique sur-mer.
Del Fabrique belgique.

4. Del and Rodney are in France on their way to Uncle Albert's reunion.

Del One of my most favouritest meals is Duck à l'Orange, but I don't know how to say that in French.
Rodney It's canard.
Del You can say that again bruv!
Rodney No the French word for duck is canard.
Del Is it? I thought that was something to do with the QE2?
Rodney No that's Cunard. They're the ones with the boats and what have you. The French for duck is canard.
Del Right lovely jubbly. Right, so how do the French say à l'Orange then?
Rodney A l'Orange!
Del What, the same as we do?
Rodney Yes
Del Oh dear, it's a pity they don't use more of our words innit eh?