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Lance Armstrong, Usain Bolt, greatest cyclist, athlete ever: sheep before slaughtered

Discussion in 'Sports' started by MattMarriott, Jul 10, 2009.

  1. MattMarriott

    MattMarriott Active Member

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    Lance Armstrong, greatest cyclist ever and sheep will be now FORMALLY slaughtered at the Tour de France. Sheep Usain Bolt will follow shortly after, terminated also by a fake syringe. Ironically as prelude to a mass sacrifice executed with real syringes.

    HORRIBLE TRUTH about Lance Armstrong and Usain Bolt is the same HORRIBLE TRUTH as about YOU
    Neither the greatest cyclist ever nor the greatest athlete ever were able to see that they will now be FORMALLY slaughtered, despite that even a child would understand it. (1)
    Problem is, when you are a member of the BIG SECT, as YOU, Usain Bolt and Lance Armstrong are, it is no more possible to understand anything whatsoever.

    End Times Irony: role of BIG PHARMA Syringes
    One of the goals of the Doping conspiracy, falsely accusing the champions of natural sports to have used the BIG PHARMA Syringes was to sell the BIG PHARMA poison, wether it is injected with a syringe or swallowed as pill.
    The same BIG PHARMA now assigned the ultimate job: to use syringes to drastically reduce the time required so far by the process to TERMINATE YOU, shortly after Usain Bolt and Lance Armstrong are executed in public.

    As a member of the BIG SECT, YOU will accept to roll up your sleeves (2) for the "revolutionary suicide".
    The reduction of the illuminati global village to Jonestown, with only a minor difference in the execution of the mass suicide: syringes replace the cyanide pills used to terminate Jonestown. (3)

    Notes
    (1) Doping conspiracy: Who, How, Why
    doping conspiracy - Google Search
    In blogs: Doping Conspiracy - Destroy Natural Sports Icons, sell "Drugs is better" Hoax: Lance Armstrong not Usain Bolt will be summarily executed first

    (2) "Why beasts will accept VASSACCINATION"
    Why beasts will accept VASSACCINATION - Google Search
    In blogs: Global Genocide Illuminati agenda: Why beasts will accept VASSACCINATION of their families, in case THE Beast still have time to VASSASSINATE YOU

    (3) Name of Global Village in Illuminati anti-bible Horrible TRUTH revealed worldwide first here, shortly before it will become clear to all
    "Name of Global Village in Illuminati anti-bible" - Google Search
    In blogs: The Big Sect: Name of Global Village in Illuminati anti-bible Horrible TRUTH revealed worldwide first here, days before it will become clear to all
     
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2009
  2. cheese007

    cheese007 Regular Member

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    This is delicious!
     
  3. mysterious_w

    mysterious_w Guest

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    Well this is fairly mental, even for a conspiracy.
     
  4. keith99

    keith99 sola dosis facit venenum

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    A typical MM thread. But it seems to be claiming Lance Armstrong is the greatest cyclist ever. There is no way Lance makes the top 3.

    I do wish I could figure out just what the prediction was so I could get a second laugh when it does not come to pass.
     
  5. Johnathan1969

    Johnathan1969 New Member

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    Lance? Greatest Cyclist of all time? Bahhh! Eddie gets that crown! Does anyone rememebr Miguel? 5 straight like it was nothing then retirement shortly after. Prolly the same people claiming Tyson was the greatest boxer of all time.
     
  6. keith99

    keith99 sola dosis facit venenum

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    Years ago I compiled a listing of winners of what I call the big 9 events of cycling. The 3 Grand Tours, the 5 Monuments and the Worlds Championship. It turned out to be very interesting. Only 13 or 14 times (working from memory) has someone won 3 or more of these in one year. Yet 2 is fairly common (one year 3 different riders won 2 out of 9). Before Merckx only Fausto Coppi had won 4 in one year. No one hed ever won 3 or more more than one time. Then came Eddy. He won 3 or more 7 years in a row. Since Eddy no one has won more than 3 in a year, no one besides Eddy has done it more than once.

    Mig is not one of them. Much as I like Mig he also is not near the top 3.
     
  7. BAFRIEND

    BAFRIEND Well-Known Member

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    I stopped caring about Armstrong when he raged against the US public for not caring about bicycle racing as much as they care about NASCAR.
     
  8. bluemarkus

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    drugs are bad
     
  9. theFijian

    theFijian Well-Known Member

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    lol, another MM thread has me in giggles
     
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