True story:
A husband had been fiddling for a while with a doorknob that wouldn't lock, without success. He tells his wife to hire a repairman to fix/replace the doorknob. The wife is skeptical and takes a look at it herself. The doorknob locks perfectly.
The wife looks up at her hapless husband in condescension and says, "You're terrible!" The husband retorts, "Either I'm terrible or you're wonderful. Which one is better for our marriage?" Then the husband reaches down and gives his wife a big hug.
Now, the wife smiles and says, "You really need me".
A husband had been fiddling for a while with a doorknob that wouldn't lock, without success. He tells his wife to hire a repairman to fix/replace the doorknob. The wife is skeptical and takes a look at it herself. The doorknob locks perfectly.
The wife looks up at her hapless husband in condescension and says, "You're terrible!" The husband retorts, "Either I'm terrible or you're wonderful. Which one is better for our marriage?" Then the husband reaches down and gives his wife a big hug.
Now, the wife smiles and says, "You really need me".