Jokes From The Pulpit

[krstlros]

My Priest has been taken to telling little jokes at the beginning of his homilies to get the attention of the assembly and I suppose to see if anyone is awake. So.....let's share......

In your first post, tell the joke, then in a seperate post, tell the punchline, that way it'll give people time to think about it a little.

So, I guess I'll go first......

 

[krstlros]

(question)

What is the difference between "complete" and "finished"?

 

[krstlros]

(answer)




If you marry the right person, you are "complete".

If you marry the wrong person, you are "finished".