Joke

[JJay]

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea
of how to do so.

The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the
strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and
he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning
a couple of times.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give
me the strength and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat
and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after
almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he
also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the
tools-and the intelligence-to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into
a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred
yards, then walked across the bridge.

 

[Loopi]

LOL that is genius

 

[boxers]

Hey thats not right

 

[Lessien]

LOL!!!!! That's great!

 

[wrldstrman]

ha ha

 

[reverie_maiden]

*ROFL* Heck yeah!

 

[bubblefish]

rofl!! Very funny

 

[Locket]

rofl!!! And so true

 

[bill'swife]

cute

 

[Yamialpha]

I'm glad that's not true. I could just see the headlines in the Christian magazines-"God Proved to be Imperfect".

 

[jesusfreck120]

untrue but funny

 

[supershysugar]

Ha Ha Thats So Funny

 

[Creski]

Man... we simply love to talk about man and woman... heheh... keep the fun going

 

[Paladin Dave]

That is so condescending. How come sexism is ok when its the women doing the bashing?

 

[Woman of Faith]

Lighten up, Dave! Have you read the one about the new banking procedures?
All of these jokes are just in good fun, I hope. No one can possibly be thinking these wild generalizations are actually true, can they? I hope not.

 

[JJay]

It's just a joke but if you like, just think the three guys are three girls hiking instead. It can be said both ways, I just like it this way because my wife, I would have to say is alot smarter then I when it comes to reading before tackling big jobs only for me to get confused and no where and nothing done in hours.
Where she would say oh all you need to do is this. This apply's to cooking as well
LOL

 

[mimykinz]

yeeeeeeeeeee go women go women go women!

 

[Yamialpha]

That is so condescending. How come sexism is ok when its the women doing the bashing?

It is just a joke, although he does bring up a good point. Why is that the case?

 

[yeshuaskid]

Roflol!!!

 

[day2day]

Very funny..... lol