Joke of the Day!

[ashout]

one day a butcher sat down to take a rest, but he accidently sat in the meat grinder!

later that evening he told his wife "sorry I'm late hunny, i got a little behind in my work"

YUCK YUCK YUCK

 

[Jerushabelle]

Good one Brother!

 

[Jerushabelle]

This is so funny.

Come on, Sister, find a joke and slap it up here! I'm sure you've got one hiding somewhere!

 

[Jerushabelle]

Dear Dad,
You haven't sent a check in weeks! What kind of kindness is that?
Love,
Jimmy

Dear Jimmy,
It's "unremitting kindness!"
Love,
Dad

Yuck, yuck!

 

[Jerushabelle]

Woman applied for a secretarial job and was given a spelling test.
"How do you spell Mississippi?" she was asked.
"The state or the river?"

 

[Jerushabelle]

Three preachers were enjoying a chicken dinner at the home of a farmer. After the meal, the farmer took them to the barn. There was one rooster with his head held very high. "That's a pretty cocky rooster." one preacher noted. The farmer replied, "You would be cocky too, if you had three sons who just entered the ministry!"


Yuck, yuck!

 

[cat711]

Woman applied for a secretarial job and was given a spelling test.
"How do you spell Mississippi?" she was asked.
"The state or the river?"

This was funny thanks for sharing.

 

[cat711]

Chicken to the Pig: "Let's open a restaurant featuring ham and eggs. We'll get rich!"

Pig: "It's easy for you to get excited about this. For you it's just a contribution; for me it's a total commitment!"


Yuck, yuck!

This is funny.

 

[Jerushabelle]

Suzy: "I'm always breaking into song!"

Jimmy (wincing): "You wouldn't need to if you had the key!"


Yuck, yuck!

 

[ashout]

jerushabelle, you are making these up yourself right.

 

[ashout]

here's one:

what insect pleases God most?

THE PRAYING MANTIS!

har har har

 

[jdale72]

A women kneels to pray at the alter of a cathedral when a man painting the cieling says, "This is Jesus what is it that you need?"

The lady looks around and keeps praying.

Again the man says, "This is Jesus what is your need?"

But the lady continues to pray with no response.

This time in a loud voice he says, "How can I help you!?"

Finally the lady looks up and yells, "Would you shut up boy, I'm trying to speak to your mother!"

 

[Jerushabelle]

jerushabelle, you are making these up yourself right.

Are you kidding? What do you think I am, a Jokeapedia? They're just old jokes I had hanging around the house.

 

[cat711]

here's one:

what insect pleases God most?

THE PRAYING MANTIS!

har har har

This is funny LOL.

 

[cat711]

Suzy: "I'm always breaking into song!"

Jimmy (wincing): "You wouldn't need to if you had the key!"


Yuck, yuck!

This is cute and funny.

 

[Jerushabelle]

Dick: "Do you like Kipling?"

Jane: "I don't know, how do you kipple?"

 

[JourneyToPeace]

1.
Q: What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies

2.
Q: What do you call a hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare-line

3.
Q: If april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.

 

[Jerushabelle]

1.
Q: What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies

2.
Q: What do you call a hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare-line

3.
Q: If april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.

Thanks for the contribution JTP! These were great!

 

[ashout]

Something to consider...

If an Atheist smashes his thumb with a hammer,
in whose name does he ask the hammer to be damned in?

His Stomachs

 

[ashout]

here's one you probably all already know:

what do you call a sailor wihtout arms or legs?

BOB!