Is This Finally the Proof We Have Been Waiting For?"

[fromdownunder]

A new study to be released very soonis about to change the world.

Famous Australian palaeontologists Jo Bjelke Peterson and Pauline Hanson from Geelong’s Whitlam University have completed a study of the remains of two human skeletons found in the middle east, in an area near Israel. The exact location is still a highly guarded secret for obvious reasons.

A brief article will appear in in tomorrow's Melbourne Guardian, and a full abstract and text will appear in December in the prestigious Australian scientific journal “Science R Us”

Apparently, the skeletons, buried side by side have been carbon dated to approximately 3074BC, and buried with them there is vegetable material with a DNA source that is not known today. The fossilized vegetable resembles the core of an apple. A new experimental C14 dating technique indicated that the humans had been about 930 years old when they died, but this cannot be verified with certainty.

The male has one less rib than the female.

Another body which appears to have been murdered was found within five miles of the two burials.

There were some sort of statues found buried nearby which according to local legend, resembled the Biblical Cherubim, at the edge of what appears to be a fossilized garden. The garden is still being studied, appears to have residual plant life unlike that anywhere else on earth, and information will be released sometime in the near future, as it becomes available.

Is this evidence for a literal Adam and Eve? Stay tuned.

Norm

 

[pantsman52]

I like how you didn't include a link.

 

[Ondoher]

I like how you didn't include a link.

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[ReverendDG]

A new study to be released very soonis about to change the world.

Famous Australian palaeontologists Jo Bjelke Peterson and Pauline Hanson from Geelong’s Whitlam University have completed a study of the remains of two human skeletons found in the middle east, in an area near Israel. The exact location is still a highly guarded secret for obvious reasons.

A brief article will appear in in tomorrow's Melbourne Guardian, and a full abstract and text will appear in December in the prestigious Australian scientific journal “Science R Us”

Apparently, the skeletons, buried side by side have been carbon dated to approximately 3074BC, and buried with them there is vegetable material with a DNA source that is not known today. The fossilized vegetable resembles the core of an apple. A new experimental C14 dating technique indicated that the humans had been about 930 years old when they died, but this cannot be verified with certainty.

The male has one less rib than the female.

Another body which appears to have been murdered was found within five miles of the two burials.

There were some sort of statues found buried nearby which according to local legend, resembled the Biblical Cherubim, at the edge of what appears to be a fossilized garden. The garden is still being studied, appears to have residual plant life unlike that anywhere else on earth, and information will be released sometime in the near future, as it becomes available.

Is this evidence for a literal Adam and Eve? Stay tuned.

Norm

i hope they find snakes with legs that would really cinch it

 

[Vimes177]

A new study to be released very soonis about to change the world.

Famous Australian palaeontologists Jo Bjelke Peterson and Pauline Hanson from Geelong’s Whitlam University have completed a study of the remains of two human skeletons found in the middle east, in an area near Israel. The exact location is still a highly guarded secret for obvious reasons.

A brief article will appear in in tomorrow's Melbourne Guardian, and a full abstract and text will appear in December in the prestigious Australian scientific journal “Science R Us”

Apparently, the skeletons, buried side by side have been carbon dated to approximately 3074BC, and buried with them there is vegetable material with a DNA source that is not known today. The fossilized vegetable resembles the core of an apple. A new experimental C14 dating technique indicated that the humans had been about 930 years old when they died, but this cannot be verified with certainty.

The male has one less rib than the female.

Another body which appears to have been murdered was found within five miles of the two burials.

There were some sort of statues found buried nearby which according to local legend, resembled the Biblical Cherubim, at the edge of what appears to be a fossilized garden. The garden is still being studied, appears to have residual plant life unlike that anywhere else on earth, and information will be released sometime in the near future, as it becomes available.

Is this evidence for a literal Adam and Eve? Stay tuned.

Norm

Jo Bjelke Peterson was a Premier of Queensland. Pauline Hanson was a politician of Austrailia that advocated anti-immigration. Neither of them were palaeontologists.

Whitlam University doesn't seem to exist.

Science R Us is not a real scientific journal.

Melbourne Guardian doesn't exist as either a newspaper or a magazine.

Research is good. ^^

 

[ScMay]

Famous Australian palaeontologists Jo Bjelke Peterson and Pauline Hanson from Geelong’s Whitlam University

*falls off chair laughing* lol, ok maybe not but that IS funny. Poor Americans will probably miss some of the humour here (though I see atleast one US citizen is good at research...)

 

[fromdownunder]

i hope they find snakes with legs that would really cinch it

And a voice box?

Norm

 

[fromdownunder]

*falls off chair laughing* lol, ok maybe not but that IS funny. Poor Americans will probably miss some of the humour here (though I see atleast one US citizen is good at research...)

Well, I just had to use two people who came from Ken Ham county, and they were the ones I picked, and given what Jo did to Gough...

Anyway, I realise that humour does not translate well internationally, but most people seem to have "got it".

I also thought that a scientific journal called "Science R Us" would be a pretty big clue.

I hope that I do not get berated, or warned for a bit of harmless fun.

Norm

 

[DiscardedTruths]

A new study to be released very soonis about to change the world.

Famous Australian palaeontologists Jo Bjelke Peterson and Pauline Hanson from Geelong&#8217;s Whitlam University have completed a study of the remains of two human skeletons found in the middle east, in an area near Israel. The exact location is still a highly guarded secret for obvious reasons.

A brief article will appear in in tomorrow's Melbourne Guardian, and a full abstract and text will appear in December in the prestigious Australian scientific journal &#8220;Science R Us&#8221;

Apparently, the skeletons, buried side by side have been carbon dated to approximately 3074BC, and buried with them there is vegetable material with a DNA source that is not known today. The fossilized vegetable resembles the core of an apple. A new experimental C14 dating technique indicated that the humans had been about 930 years old when they died, but this cannot be verified with certainty.

The male has one less rib than the female.

Another body which appears to have been murdered was found within five miles of the two burials.

There were some sort of statues found buried nearby which according to local legend, resembled the Biblical Cherubim, at the edge of what appears to be a fossilized garden. The garden is still being studied, appears to have residual plant life unlike that anywhere else on earth, and information will be released sometime in the near future, as it becomes available.

Is this evidence for a literal Adam and Eve? Stay tuned.

Norm

LMBO! That made my day.

 

[Willtor]

And a voice box?

Norm

Also, if it could beat you at chess, that would be a pretty clear indication that it was more clever than the rest of the animals.

 

[yasic]

I have to admit, I did like the "Science R Us" quite alot. (The article in general was good, pretty standard parody), but that title really made my day.

I hope you dont mind me useing it?

 

[fromdownunder]

I have to admit, I did like the "Science R Us" quite alot. (The article in general was good, pretty standard parody), but that title really made my day.

I hope you dont mind me useing it?

Go for it.

Norm

 

[ReverendDG]

And a voice box?

Norm

maybe a petrified apple and a bird like bat!

 

[JohnR7]

Is this evidence for a literal Adam and Eve? Stay tuned.

It maybe a man and a women, and they maybe of Hebrew decent. But you have no evidence that their name was Adam and Eve and so you have no evidence for anything. The apple does not mean anything. Lots of people eat apples. Also their son being murdered does not mean a thing either. Lots of people are murdered.

Nope, sorry, you got to do better then that. You just do not have any evidence for anything.

 

[BeamMeUpScotty]

A new study to be released very soonis about to change the world.

Famous Australian palaeontologists Jo Bjelke Peterson and Pauline Hanson from Geelong’s Whitlam University have completed a study of the remains of two human skeletons found in the middle east, in an area near Israel. The exact location is still a highly guarded secret for obvious reasons.

A brief article will appear in in tomorrow's Melbourne Guardian, and a full abstract and text will appear in December in the prestigious Australian scientific journal “Science R Us”

Apparently, the skeletons, buried side by side have been carbon dated to approximately 3074BC, and buried with them there is vegetable material with a DNA source that is not known today. The fossilized vegetable resembles the core of an apple. A new experimental C14 dating technique indicated that the humans had been about 930 years old when they died, but this cannot be verified with certainty.

The male has one less rib than the female.

Another body which appears to have been murdered was found within five miles of the two burials.

There were some sort of statues found buried nearby which according to local legend, resembled the Biblical Cherubim, at the edge of what appears to be a fossilized garden. The garden is still being studied, appears to have residual plant life unlike that anywhere else on earth, and information will be released sometime in the near future, as it becomes available.

Is this evidence for a literal Adam and Eve? Stay tuned.

Norm

Too bad the soft tissue wasn't preserved. No navels would have cinched it.

 

[ScMay]

It maybe a man and a women, and they maybe of Hebrew decent. But you have no evidence that their name was Adam and Eve and so you have no evidence for anything. The apple does not mean anything. Lots of people eat apples. Also their son being murdered does not mean a thing either. Lots of people are murdered.

Nope, sorry, you got to do better then that. You just do not have any evidence for anything.

lol. The laughs just keep on coming with this thread! Now the real question is did JohnR7 really fall for this parody or is he a parody himself? The curse of Poe's Law...

 

[Phred]

Further information just now coming to light seems to show the woman had borne well over 750 children. Her hips are permanantly separated and she's grasping a tablet that has these ancient Hebrew words carved within it, "Not tonight, I have a headache."

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[Loudmouth]

Too bad the soft tissue wasn't preserved. No navels would have cinched it.

Preservation of soft tissue would have evidenced whether or not the male was Hebrew as well.

Anyway, I am sure the Discovery Institute has now added this upcoming paper in their list of "Exciting Research in the Pipeline". Behe, I am sure, will be writing a book on the Irreducible Complexity of the ankle joints of said fossils. Kent Hovind will probably include pictures of these fossils, along with the dinosaurs buried nearby just waiting to eat them.

 

[Colder]

what?
Israel?
not possible,A&Eve were Americans for sure

 

[shernren]

what?
Israel?
not possible,A&Eve were Americans for sure

I have no idea what this is supposed to be about, but it reminds me of the old joke that it's too bad God created Adam and Eve Hebrew, not Chinese. Because if Adam and Eve had been Chinese they would have dropped the forbidden fruit and cooked the talking serpent for soup instead!