Is Oral Sex ok in Marriage?

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Nadiine

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How did we go from oral sex in marriage to the goodness that is fruitcake agian?
How hilarious, I JUST NOW thought that as I was waiting for this page to load up & read the new post.
LOL

Ya, how do you get from oral sex to fruitcake brick? LOL
 
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How hilarious, I JUST NOW thought that as I was waiting for this page to load up & read the new post.
LOL

Ya, how do you get from oral sex to fruitcake brick? LOL


Hold on...I'm developing a thought about it!
 
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Nope...not gonna go there lol
laughing3.jpg
 
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That's OK, Nadine. Come on over for some fudge, divinity, and fresh coffee.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


:yum: :yum: :yum:
*ties napkin around neck*

lol.
I will drive you over.
:thumbsup:

Hey!

I like fruitcake :swoon:
Never tried the stuff.
SOmeone, the other day, said "EWW "
about fruitcake, and I asked her if she'd
ever tried it.
:D
She hesitated a moment but then admitted
that NO, she hadnt lol.
;)
I thought so.
 
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LOL

Good fruitcake is great...bad fruitcake is bad. Fortunatly, you can soak a bad fruitcake in some extra rum and not notice lol
:D
Hey Lupinus,
ThANK you for that tip.
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The Bible does not condemn oral sex.

Nothing in God's commands ever condemns oral sex.

There is no precedent for the condemnation of oral sex.

There is no indication of the "missionary position" is the only proper and legitimate form of intercourse in Scripture.

And fruitcake is clearly of the devil.
 
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The Bible does not condemn oral sex.

Nothing in God's commands ever condemns oral sex.

There is no precedent for the condemnation of oral sex.

There is no indication of the "missionary position" is the only proper and legitimate form of intercourse in Scripture.

And fruitcake is clearly of the devil.
this mite be the ONLY post you've made that I agreed with --- other than the Satanic Fruitcake.... if I was starving to death & that's all I had, I guess I'd have to eat it.
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Do you believe that oral sex is ok inside of marriage? Or is just the basic intercourse way the only acceptable way within marriage?

So...a pastor is going to instruct me on how to have sex within the marriage bed??? I suppose only in the missionary position and through a board is the best way, no one will get any pleasure from that.
 
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So...a pastor is going to instruct me on how to have sex within the marriage bed??? I suppose only in the missionary position and through a board is the best way, no one will get any pleasure from that.
So..................................






is that a yes or no???
 
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Tell him it's the mystery of the fruitcake and you
just need to have more faith.
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ROFL!

If the fruitcake is better than oral sex, then in that case, oral sex would be sin.
=O AAAAAAAAAAAAAHA, ha,ha,......!

Nadine, don't knock the board until you've tried it.;)
 
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