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[cerad]

Airport scanning technology has progressed to the point where underwear poses no barrier. Clothing manufacturers responded with scanner proof under garments but wearing such items tend to result in a pat down.

It seems to me that the same process which makes cloth opaque to scanners could also be used to imprint a message which is only visible to the security folks.

So if you could have such a message attached to your clothing, what would it be?

 

[shirono]

I would totally have "My eyes are up here" with an arrow pointing up.

My girlfriend in high school had a shirt that said that, it always cracked me up.

 

[DesertSky]

I would totally have "My eyes are up here" with an arrow pointing up.

My girlfriend in high school had a shirt that said that, it always cracked me up.

Ha! I saw a "Simpson's" where Homer was staring at some babe's chest and she said "My eyes are up here." His response: "I've made my decision."