What is a uniformitarian geologist? I would guess that all you think you know about geology is nonsense you read from professional YECs.
So you think you know God's word because of your interpretation of a three thousand year old book written by men and rewritten many times since even though your interpretation totally disagrees with all the geological science of the last 200 years. All the evidence says that either your interpretation is wrong or the Bible is false (or God made a world to look old just to fool us). Take your pick.
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Actually it makes you seem ignorant and quarrelsome which is a different thing. It also seems that you are very determined to maintain your ignorance.