geebob, God maay be 'taken' w/humans as you say, but He doesn't place their importance above His own. Taken as He is, He's very particular about assigning glory.
Divine reprobation is is the surface reflection. Look beneath & see the depth of God's purpose transcend your own filtered concept of freedom. It is dysfunctional because it denies God's omnipotence by limiting His jurisdiction & creative freedom.
Determinism doesn't require micromanagement. Sin nature is as reliably sinful as water is reliably gonna run downhill. It may involve a measure of randomness, but a predictable measure.
Do a word study on glory & recalibrate.
Your Four Purposes for Freedom was really swell, but it didn't really mean anything, because your definition of freedom is questionable, if only because you haven't defined it, other than to claim it as a posession. And God given at that. I can find where we've been given liberty, but not freedom in the limited topic of volition. If we were free, consequence would be of no consideration, for we would be free of that as well.
I did not use the dark glass metaphore to NEGATE that we are free, either. I used it to show how severely limited that freedom is, not deny it exists.
Denying it exists is too shocking to common sensibilities. It was on the list of reasons Tyndale was flamed. I'm no fool. I can see how easy it can be to get kicked outta here.