Confessing it to people like you over the internet is cheap. You do not know me, and you will never meet me. You cannot guess what I look like. I do not know how to confess I have an inflation fetish to my dad. I have already stopped feeding it. I do not wish to continue in it. I already know it is wrong. But I must tell my father. Him I do know. How do I explain to him what that is? It is disgusting. I need to do it, and I will, but I need to know how to do it.