• Welcome to Christian Forums
  1. Welcome to Christian Forums, a forum to discuss Christianity in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to be able to join in fellowship with Christians all over the world.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon and God Bless!

  2. The forums in the Christian Congregations category are now open only to Christian members. Please review our current Faith Groups list for information on which faith groups are considered to be Christian faiths. Christian members please remember to read the Statement of Purpose threads for each forum within Christian Congregations before posting in the forum.

I have a very finely tuned gift of prophecy...

Discussion in 'General Theology' started by SummaScriptura, May 2, 2011.

  1. SummaScriptura

    SummaScriptura Forever Newbie

    +936
    Baptist
    Married
    US-Constitution
    I have lived in San Francisco for a total of 35 years. You may or may not know, San Francisco is a favored city by prophets. I have had quite a number of interesting conversations with these individuals.

    I remember a nice young girl about 1977 on Van Ness Avenue passing out leaflets earnestly warning people that the city would soon be leveled by an earthquake. She had a sweet spirit, was earnest and instense. I still remember asking her, "what will you do when the date you've picked out for this to happen comes and goes without event?" She had no answer. I told her I ALSO had a word from the Lord. I told her her date would come and go but surely there would be no devastation of the city on that date.

    Her prophecy was false. :eek:
    My propehcy was correct. :wave:

    The weekend after Japan took a hit some big cheese prophet who hears angels speaking with the voice of Kermit the frog predicted the next weekend would see San Francisco devastated by earthquake too.

    The person who related this to me was sincere and had respect for the "prophet". I looked him in the eye and said, "I also have prophecy. This weekend will come and go and San Francisco will not be devasted by an earthquake."

    I was right but the guy who hears angels sounding like stuffed puppets is still a prophetic biggie and I am not. Go figure. :confused:

    Folks, I been doing this for decades. Pick a date, any date. (I will always wager agin ye.) ^_^

    Now hear this: :preach:

    Another "prophet", this time one I've been preaching against for almost 40 years who is a figure from local radio, a real wacko, this guy from the San Francisco Bay Area is predicting May 21 for rapture. I predict there will be no rapture on May 21. This time I am sure I will get the credit I deserve. I'm batting 1000. On May 22 everyone's gonna know I have a finely tuned gift of prophecy!!!
     
    Last edited: May 2, 2011
    We teamed up with Faith Counseling. Can they help you today?
  2. Isolation

    Isolation It's not enough, it never is

    893
    +54
    Christian
    Single
    a prophet who is right only 99% of the time is false and should be ignored :p
     
  3. Hentenza

    Hentenza I will fear no evil for You are with me Supporter

    +3,225
    Baptist
    Married
    US-Republican
    Dang, I already bought my rapture insurance. oh well.:p

    BTW- I do hope you are wrong this time Summa.:thumbsup:
     
  4. JudgeEden

    JudgeEden Lone Wolf

    241
    +34
    Christian
    Single
    US-Others
    Wow, I must be a prophet too :p

    I have ALSO said May 21 will come and go with no rapture. We both know we'll be right.

    What a sense of humor you have. :)
     
  5. LittleLambofJesus

    LittleLambofJesus PESKY DEVIL! GIT! l SAID GIT! Supporter

    +28,135
    United States
    Christian
    Single
    US-Libertarian
    I have both a regular will and a rapture will.....;) :thumbsup:

    http://www.christianforums.com/t7540925/#post56897035
    Just heard
    4th March 2011, 02:26 PM
    Today at lunch I was told the end of the world will be May 21, 2011.[​IMG][​IMG]What do you make of this hysteria promoted by Harold Camping?

    A Rapture codicil for Last Will and Testament « Heaven Awaits

    For a long time, I enjoyed thinking about the Rapture, and if it were true, and when it might happen, if true. But I had never put too much thought into what would happened to those left behind to people I cared about, if there was a rapture and I was in it.

    So what I am doing now is updating my Last Will and Testament, and including a codicil to the Will which addresses the Rapture. Most wills being executed are based on a person’s death, not their disappearance.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: May 2, 2011
  6. Isolation

    Isolation It's not enough, it never is

    893
    +54
    Christian
    Single
    oh cool i wanna be a prophet... you will not be raptured on may 21st
     
  7. from scratch

    from scratch Guest

    +0
    Hey does that mean peace will come to GT on the 22nd?:p:cool:
     
  8. Hentenza

    Hentenza I will fear no evil for You are with me Supporter

    +3,225
    Baptist
    Married
    US-Republican
    Either that or a lot of us will still be here. :swoon:
     
  9. Rose_bud

    Rose_bud Great is thy faithfulness, O God my Father...

    489
    +109
    Pentecostal
    Married
    ^_^^_^
     
  10. razeontherock

    razeontherock Well-Known Member

    +1,315
    Christian
    Single
    Yeah but see, you're from San Fran so your opinion is biased. ;)
     
  11. zairsmith

    zairsmith Newbie

    244
    +6
    Christian
    Engaged
    I don't think this qualifys you to be a prophet...you have not made any predictions simply took an opposing view on others predictions. I'm sure many people had the same view point as you....are they to be considered prophets? Also, where are your distinct predictions. You have not proposed any future events that are to come. DOES IT MAKE ME A PROPHET IF I SAY IT WILL BE SUNNY TOMORROW AND IT COMES TRUE...ALSO YOU COME OFF AS ONE WHO IS BOASTING ABOUT STATISTICAL CHOICES. WITH EACH EVENT YOU PRESENTED THERE WERE ONLY TWO OPTIONS AND GENERAL ONCE AT THAT. EITHER THERE WILL BE AN EARTH QUAKE OR IT WILL NOT...NOW IF YOU MADE A SPECIFIC COUNTER PREDICTION SUCH AS IN THE CASE OF THE EARTH QUAKE HAPPENING ON ANOTHER DATE AFTER THAT ONE...MAYBE I CAN SEE YOU BEING A PROPHET.

    Are you joking are is this a serious thread....no offense I really can not tell.
     
    Last edited: May 3, 2011
  12. tturt

    tturt Senior Veteran

    +2,753
    Non-Denom
    Married
    joking
     
  13. razeontherock

    razeontherock Well-Known Member

    +1,315
    Christian
    Single
    Yup, check your s meter Z
     
  14. SummaScriptura

    SummaScriptura Forever Newbie

    +936
    Baptist
    Married
    US-Constitution
    In just 17 days the everyone will see my predictions are 100% correct!
     
  15. IreneAdler

    IreneAdler more binah in her finger than in your whole body

    +313
    Messianic
    In Relationship
    (would you be offended if I said that the JW lady that keeps coming to my door not realizing that I actually work from home would agree with your prediction and was surprised that I agreed with her too :p - I think she's so used to being told off it was weird for someone to actually say "yes, we're not going to rapture this month")
     
  16. SummaScriptura

    SummaScriptura Forever Newbie

    +936
    Baptist
    Married
    US-Constitution
    I'll try not to be too offended, but you know we prognosticators are a bit of a thin-skinned lot! ;)
     
  17. Noxot

    Noxot tohu and bohu Supporter

    +2,003
    United States
    Christian
    Single
    US-Others
    Last edited: May 4, 2011
  18. Isolation

    Isolation It's not enough, it never is

    893
    +54
    Christian
    Single
    I personally think those who do those false miracles to be them.
    I converted some of them to God though, the ones who have 'gifts' are the hard ones to convert
     
  19. Curtis.Hilliker

    Curtis.Hilliker Moderated Since 2019

    285
    +261
    United States
    Charismatic
    Engaged
    US-Others
    LOL are they gonna be standing around with signs on the 22nd that say, "We're sorry!"

    Matthew 24:36
    Mark 13:32
     
  20. LittleLambofJesus

    LittleLambofJesus PESKY DEVIL! GIT! l SAID GIT! Supporter

    +28,135
    United States
    Christian
    Single
    US-Libertarian
    Tis never too late to be sorry....at least most times :thumbsup:

    NKJV) Isaiah 51:19 These two [things] have come to you; Who will be sorry for you? -- Desolation and destruction, famine and sword --
    By whom will I comfort you?

    Reve 18:8 by this, in one day shall be arriving the blows of Her, death and sorrow and famine;
    and in fire She shall be being burned, that strong Lord, the God, the one judging Her

    The Destruction of Jerusalem - George Peter Holford, 1805AD

    *snip*
    ..............The day on which Titus encompassed Jerusalem, was the feast of the Passover....[Matt 24:19]

    .........Meanwhile the horrors of famine grew still more melancholy and afflictive. The Jews, for want of food were at length compelled to eat their belts, their sandals, the skins of their shields, dried grass, and even the ordure of oxen.......[Revelation 18:8/19:3]

    YouTube - Who's Sorry Now-Connie Francis
     
Loading...