*yawn*rocketboy said:<snipped lame comic>
CapitalLancer said:*yawn*
Sure, bash the force that keeps your skies clear so that you bullet sponges can run around on the ground and not have to worry about the enemies fighters and bombers comming over and raining steel down on your heads.
Sure, bash the force that keeps your skies clear so that you bullet sponges can run around on the ground and not have to worry about the enemies fighters and bombers comming over and raining steel down on your heads.
Trainwreck said:Then I just remember that every branch is made fun of for something...Marines are brutish idiots; Sailors are a little "funny;" Soldiers are like Marines except not as motivated or dedicated; and Coast Guardsmen aren't really in the military.
I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After completion of my sexual -- er -- I mean, BASIC training, I will attend a different Army school once every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left.
I read this long ago and its still too funny! thanks for posting this. being a former jarhead as well I thought the USMC oath could have been the real thing!What_Happened said:
So true...see below (FYI - I'm prior service Marine Corps and I totally get a giggle out of the "USMC Oath of Enlistment".)