How to avoid a traffic ticket

[JohnAshton]

This should work.

 

[yeshuaslavejeff]

So instead of a small ticket,

he might get put in two weeks quaranteen ! (EVEN if not infected, btw)

unable to work, travel, visit, .....

hahaha COOL VAXCAtion ? HAHAHA .....
maybe no.....

 

[OldWiseGuy]

Here I thought the advice would be don't speed.

 

[JCFantasy23]

LOL This is cute

 

[OldWiseGuy]

Cop: "You were driving the wrong way on a one-way street."

Inebriated driver: "I must be late. Everybody's coming back."

 

[OldWiseGuy]

Two-panel cartoon, seen on wall of DMV.

1st panel shows a man and women in car. Caption:

"Drive faster Fred, or we'll be late."

2nd panel shows minister at pulpit: Caption:

"We're here to remember the late Mr. and Mrs. Fred..."

 

[OldWiseGuy]

Bumper sticker:

"Drive like Hell...and you'll get there."

 

[OldWiseGuy]

Another two panel cartoon.

Panel 1 shows a wife chiding her husband about his driving:

"Anyone who drives like you should have their head examined."

Panel 2 shows the husband in the emergency room after a crash, having his head examined.