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How to avoid a traffic ticket

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by JohnAshton, Mar 10, 2020.

  1. JohnAshton

    JohnAshton Well-Known Member

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    This should work.

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  2. yeshuaslavejeff

    yeshuaslavejeff simple truth, martyr, disciple of Yahshua

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    So instead of a small ticket,

    he might get put in two weeks quaranteen ! (EVEN if not infected, btw)

    unable to work, travel, visit, .....

    hahaha COOL VAXCAtion ? HAHAHA .....
    maybe no.....
    :)
     
  3. OldWiseGuy

    OldWiseGuy Wake me when it's soup. Supporter

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    Here I thought the advice would be don't speed. :sigh:
     
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  4. JCFantasy23

    JCFantasy23 In a Kingdom by the Sea. Staff Member Administrator Supporter CF Senior Ambassador Angels Team

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    LOL This is cute
     
  5. OldWiseGuy

    OldWiseGuy Wake me when it's soup. Supporter

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    Cop: "You were driving the wrong way on a one-way street."

    Inebriated driver: "I must be late. Everybody's coming back."
     
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  6. OldWiseGuy

    OldWiseGuy Wake me when it's soup. Supporter

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    Two-panel cartoon, seen on wall of DMV.

    1st panel shows a man and women in car. Caption:

    "Drive faster Fred, or we'll be late."

    2nd panel shows minister at pulpit: Caption:

    "We're here to remember the late Mr. and Mrs. Fred..."
     
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  7. OldWiseGuy

    OldWiseGuy Wake me when it's soup. Supporter

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    Bumper sticker:

    "Drive like Hell...and you'll get there."
     
  8. OldWiseGuy

    OldWiseGuy Wake me when it's soup. Supporter

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    Another two panel cartoon.

    Panel 1 shows a wife chiding her husband about his driving:

    "Anyone who drives like you should have their head examined."

    Panel 2 shows the husband in the emergency room after a crash, having his head examined.
     
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