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How does a jew like his coffee?

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by NWGeorgiaguy, Feb 10, 2020.

  1. NWGeorgiaguy

    NWGeorgiaguy New Member

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    Answer: Hebrews it
     
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  2. Tone

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    Lol...but this is "Christian Jokes"...:ahah:


    *So...how does a Christian like their coffee?

    *Answer: Golden Caf. Coffee...ha...ha...haaaaaa
     
  3. timothyu

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    Overpriced with all the fixin's?
     
  4. Oscarr

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    This is one you would never tell at an airport.

    A guy was at the ticket counter and was frightened that there may be a bomb on the plane. The counter person assured him that everything was really safe. But he was still frightened, so the counter person said that there would be a one in a million chance that there would be a bomb on the plane. The guy still would not resolve his fear, so the counter person said that having two bombs on a plane would have the chance of 2 million to one. The guy remained fearful, so the counter person said, "If you take your own bomb on the plane, you will then double the odds!"
     
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    So...what's the chance that there would be a million bombs on the plane...I'm not good at math...?
     
  6. Oscarr

    Oscarr Senior Veteran Supporter

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    Ten billion to one!
     
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  7. Tone

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    Get it...instead of decaf...ha ha...you know, like the Golden Calf of Genesis...haaaaaaaa...
     
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  8. Oscarr

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    I like my coffee like my women - white and strong!
     
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    As long as they are creamy and sweet, the color is not a big deal.
    But not overly sweet.
    I don't like bitter at all! And not too hot. I don't like getting burned.
     
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