Henry was placed against the wall...

[Woman of Faith]

Henry was placed against the wall, and just before the order to shoot was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad panicked. In the confusion, Henry jumped over the wall and escaped.

Charlie was next, and while the squad reassembled, he pondered what Henry had done. Before they could shoot, he shouted, "Tornado!" Again, the squad scattered and Charlie slipped away to safety.

Last in line was George. He thought, I see a pattern here. Just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall. As the firing squad raised their rifles and took aim, George grinned smugly and yelled, "Fire!"

 

[J'r'd]

funny, that last guy was dumb

 

[Woman of Faith]

dumb and proud

"...pride goeth before destruction..."

 

[askbros]

ooh, that stinks.