Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

[*LILAC]

Bad news: Unfortunately, alot of people don't like to eat healthy.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: there are a lot of foods out there that are delicious AND nutritious.

 

[Olmhinlu]

Bad news: they require money and preparation...

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: There are thousands of affordable 30-minute meals ideas on the Internet.

 

[public hermit]

Bad News: They taste like internet, so...

 

[Lord Give Me A Sign]

Good news: on the contrary the internet tastes good to most who are globally connected as they spend hours on it each day!!

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: The internet consists mostly of inappropriate content and cat-pictures, so it is really not in anyone's interest to stay on it for long.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: CF is still here for your rec room enjoyment.

 

[Olmhinlu]

Bad news: some people still don't accept Hawaiian pizza.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: more Hawaiian pizza for Olnhimlu.

 

[public hermit]

Bad News: The pineapple supply is down due to coronavirus and now all Hawaiian pizzas have coconut instead. Ugh.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: Hawaiians have extra pineapples for themselves and they don’t have to share.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: The Hawaiian kingdom was overthrown in quite a dubious manner, to such an extent that the first attempt by the unscrupulous new businessmen-run government to be annexed to the US was rebuffed. So Hawaiian pineapples run the risk of being cancelled, on grounds of historic injustice.

 

[Olmhinlu]

Good news: pineapple vendors can work around it by identifying their fruit as mangos.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: this is very bad news for people who have a pineapple allergy.

 

[Olmhinlu]

Good news: we all kind of know what you really are, no matter what you 'identify' as. And even if a deception is temporarily successful, the truth will prevail.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: some people will still have hissy fits if you don’t fall in line with their (wrong) thinking.

 

[Olmhinlu]

Good news: no more burdensome "thinking" to do!

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: No thinking just results in more work for everyone. Measure twice, cut once.

 

[public hermit]

Good news: Apparently the initial report was way overblown and pineapples in Hawaii are doing just fine. It was toilet paper. Sorry. So, no need to think, just watch the news.