Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

[Quid est Veritas?]

Good News: No one noticed any difference.

 

[gennypearl]

Bad news: He felt like nobody cared.

 

[LaSorcia]

Good news- The Teletubbies cheered him up!

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad News - They then backstabbed him by stealing much of his material and viewership. Never trust half-Muppet cyborgs, I say.

 

[Dirk1540]

Good news - Barney is staging a comeback, he’s been working out 5 hours a day, with Teletubby posters hanging in the gym as motivation!

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: his gym membership expires.

 

[gennypearl]

Good news: He can lift his green friend Hulk as a workout.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad News - Barney is clearly a T Rex, so his arms are far too tiny to manage. That and they are literally mostly fluff. Even worse, Hulk is clearly a bad friend to have around, smashing up his place the whole time when too much of his microwave popcorn didn't pop.

 

[Dirk1540]

Good news - Bruce Banner has been taking anger management classes and these microwave popcorn incidents are becoming less & less frequent.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: we still haven't figured out why the popcorn isn't popping.

 

[LaSorcia]

Bad news- There has been a recall on popcorn for failure to pop syndrome.

 

[mama2one]

good news: popcorn is out so peanuts are back in
even on the airlines!

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: Peanuts aren't really nuts, so they are embroiled in a massive class action lawsuit over false advertising.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: those of us who like peanuts and peanut butter couldn't care less what they're called, and the silly legal battles only encourage us to buy more, more, MORE, thus keeping the peanut industry healthy and growing!

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: The rise in peanut planting due to this, results in destruction of rainforests. Consequently little girls everywhere had their bedrooms invaded by Orangutans.

 

[Dirk1540]

Good news - this whole rain forest fiasco has jump started the next phase of evolution resulting in enlightened orangutans. It’s the best of both worlds, they’re enlightened enough to wish for indoor living, yet rugged enough to settle for sleeping quarters inside of little girl’s bedroom closets, in exchange for the most thorough & acrobatic house chores you have ever seen.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: orangutans shed like mad.

 

[DavidFirth]

Good news: Orangutans don't live around here.

 

[LaSorcia]

Bad news- Hundreds of them have escaped from the Atlanta zoo and are wreaking havoc all over Georgia.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: zoo keepers manage to lure them all back to the zoo with a truckload of bananas.