Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

[Dirk1540]

Bad news: although they would have been ‘Medically Dead’ according to our current definition, Tony Stark would have found them in time to turn them into awesome Iron Men superheroes with arc reactor hearts, thus preventing dozens of future civil wars.

 

[LaSorcia]

Good news- They got cushy missionary jobs in Bermuda instead, and 486 people got saved.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: Bermuda gets struck with a hurricane.

 

[LaSorcia]

Good news- the only casualties were those who were saved.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: now those believers won't be there to share the gospel message with people.

 

[LaSorcia]

Good news- Now they can intercede for us from Heaven.

 

[Chesterton]

Bad news - we're Protestant. No intercession for us.

 

[Dirk1540]

Good news - the screen on my new phone is twice the size of my old phone

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: bigger screen means more screen surface to break

 

[LaSorcia]

Good news- it's insured.

 

[Dirk1540]

Bad news - the insurance for that $100 screen has a $95 deductible

 

[LaSorcia]

Good news- there are two pineapples left!

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: some people get canker sores from eating pineapples.

 

[LaSorcia]

Good news- there is mango instead.

 

[Spikey]

Bad news.... Spikey is back and is covered in Mango.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Good News - Mango is the new black.

 

[Dirk1540]

Bad news - police have really been profiling mango dressed people as ‘Thugs’ and clubbing with night sticks first, then asking questions later.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Good News - The Police have so far been spot on. Apparently all murderous thugs have taken to wearing Mango exclusively. (Oddly for this conversation, the Thuggee cult of Kali did use orange or Bombay Yellow sashes to strangle its victims).

 

[LaSorcia]

Bad news- The rec room is going to be shut down due to talk of thugs.

 

[gennypearl]

Good news: everything is legal.