Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

[lucypevensie]

Good news: an evangelist has been thrown in jail by mistake, much to Bubba's benefit.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: He is a universalist, so he isn't that motivated to convert everyone.

 

[LaSorcia]

Good news- Bubba learns the gospel from his character, rather than his words, and accepts Christ as his saviour.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

bad news: bubba becomes a bold witness for the gospel and ends up being martyred a month after his own conversion

 

[LaSorcia]

bad news: bubba becomes a bold witness for the gospel and ends up being martyred a month after his own conversion

How is that bad news?

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

How is that bad news?

I thought that after I posted it. It's really not.

 

[lucypevensie]

Not sure now if I should go with good or bad news..

Good news: Bubbas amazing story gets published on the front page of his hometown newspaper.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

bad news: homeless henry steals somebody's paper off their front porch one early morning and uses it to clean himself after defecating. the result: the adams' family never gets to read the heroics of bubba.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: the Adams family sees the Bubba story in their Facebook news feed.

 

[DavidFirth]

Bad news: The defecated covered paper blows along Route 63 to - well, nobody knows!

 

[lucypevensie]

A highway clean-up crew picks up the newspaper and disposes of it.

 

[LaSorcia]

Bad news- They didn't recycle it properly.

 

[mama2one]

good news:

LaSorcia has plans to educate people about recycling

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: everyone thinks they already know everything there is to know about recycling, so they aren't very receptive.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

good news: someone comes up with another nifty idea for a Christian t-shirt

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: the t-shirts are cheaply made and they have scratchy tags in the neck.

 

[Dirk1540]

Good news, the t-shirts are SO cheap & horrible looking that someone just gave me a dollar because they thought I was homeless

 

[mama2one]

bad news: you live in a city where it's against the law (sadly) to give money to people on the street and now here comes a policeman, what will you do?

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

good news: upon his citing me for breaking the law, i quote the verse to him that says its better to obey God than men.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: you did not cite book, chapter, and verse, and cop thinks you are making it up on the fly, and he proceeds with the citation.