Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

[lucypevensie]

Hm. Can there be any good news after that?

Good news: nothing terrible happened

 

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bad news: people still take everything they read and see off the internet as facts

 

[mama2one]

good news:
it'll be true 50% of the time

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: Percentage implies statistics - and that is one of the three types of lying, as per Mr Disraeli.

 

[joyshirley]

Good news: Wait and see what happens.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: "wait and see" is often just plain laziness.

 

[mama2one]

good news: "wait and see" sometimes works and whatever "it" is does go away

 

[gennypearl]

Bad news: waiting makes you unproductive.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: you can always find something to do while waiting.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Bad news: This is seldom constructive. Idle hands are the Devil's workshop.

 

[mama2one]

good news: people seem to have phones glued to their hands so hands are never idle

 

[Bordeaux]

Bad news: There's a global epidemic of gamer's thumb.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: this epidemic is just what it takes for some people to break time-wasting habits.

 

[DavidFirth]

Bad news: Gaming is mind numbing.

 

[gennypearl]

Good news: You can earn money while gaming.

 

[DavidFirth]

Bad news: You can lose money while gaming.

 

[mama2one]

Good news:
your husband gets stuck on an expert free cell game and offers you a reward if you can do it
he didn't want to lose his winning streak for month

I did it and he gave me $10, lol

 

[DavidFirth]

Bad news: The $10 is actually counterfeit and the FBI is looking for it.

 

[lucypevensie]

Good news: you turn it over to the FBI and they give you a brand new $10 in exchange.

 

[Lost4words]

Bad news; Turns out to be Monopoly money!