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They should only be able to post questions in "Answer a Question with a Question" for a whole year! That should get them headed in the right direction.

How can I become more merciful?
 
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With a gravity suspension machine. It's on sale this week for $79.95.

Ma told me to get some potatoes out of the root seller. But who is the root seller and how do I get some potatoes out of him? Shake him?
 
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No, no, no. You are dealing with a homophone. You'll find the cellar on the table, usually filled with salt or pepper. Now you must go to the root of the thing, so where do you get salt? The Sea. And Pepper? The East Indies. Your mother is obviously telling you to fly to Indonesia and scour the beaches for potato.

How can I get these ingrates to grate?
 
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From reading the dictionary, all I can suggest is that this can be done by "making an unpleasant rasping sound".

How can I stop the milk from going sour.
 
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Use sewage as mouthwash. You will learn forebearance when everyone stays away, and you probably will become the embodiment of Patient by ending up in the hospital waiting room.

How can I get out of doing stuff for my relatives?
 
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Kill all your relatives. No relatives, no doing stuff for them.

Is The Little Engine That Could a good story to read to children? I don't want to give them false hopes.
 
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Don't underestimate children. You are insulting their intelligence. I would go with The Brothers Karamazov in the original Russian.

How can I get my children to sit still and listen to the stories I read them?
 
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