Give "Bad" Advice (3)

[LaSorcia]

Yes, perfect logic. You started from a verifiable presupposition, and didn't confuse correlation with causality. I'm going to give up water as well, and only drink wine from now on.

What should I do with this old high chair? I'm way too big for it now.

 

[DavidFirth]

Put pigtails in your hair and sit in it like Lily Tomlin.

Also, I can verify a preposition and I'm not confused by relationships in an alternate reality. Wine sounds good, though, water is just so blaze'.

Should we film LaSorcia in her high chair?

 

[klutedavid]

I'm looking down on LaSorcia from above, I don't need to film her. Going without water for days is granting me a much higher consciousness. Soon I will rise above the third heaven and rise right into heaven.

Which is better, tea or coffee?

 

[DavidFirth]

Neither. LSD packs a better punch and will give you a flashback for good fun every now and then.

Should klutedavid do drugs or stick to coffee?

 

[LaSorcia]

Put the drugs in the coffee and have the best of both world. He deserves it.

How to stop the guilt I have from hurting people with my bad advice?

 

[mama2one]

no stopping the guilt as long as you're on CF; I learned that my first day here

should I stop posting and clean house or let it go so I can be on hoarders (if the show is still around)

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

There is no such thing as a hoarder. You have no idea when that 24th broken toaster might come in handy. Who'd be sitting pretty then! Ha!

I havw toothache.

 

[LaSorcia]

Misery loves company, right? Go annoy someone until they feel as bad as you do.

How can I get my kid to use an indoor voice?

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Duplicated again. Sorry. Tried refreshing the page, and it didn't work.

Next time try refreshing the page by throwing the contents of a can of 7up, or something similar, over your screen. Usually works.
it?

Just keep on clicking the "post reply" button until it does post.........[j/k folks.. lol].

[CF was, as 1 member put it, a little wonky yesterday, duplicate posts all over CF ehehe]
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Just click once ... to avoid posting duplication.

Is anyone aware there is a problem with posting in the forums?

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Misery loves company, right? Go annoy someone until they feel as bad as you do.

How can I get my kid to use an indoor voice?

By making the kid use the indoor voice outdoors

How would you make pancakes?

 

[mama2one]

of course, it's totally logical
so just stop drinking h2o, you'll be dead, and no more aging



so people say just put cream on cracked heels
why don't one of you invent shoes with cut out in heels that can be filled with cream?

 

[mama2one]

oops ....think I answered end of pg 338 instead of 339

 

[mama2one]

How would you make pancakes?

let your child watch master chef jr
and they will make pancakes and anything else you allow them to attempt

 

[klutedavid]

I feel like pancakes, I might watch master chef myself and see how it's done.

How many pancakes is too many pancakes to eat in one sitting?

Also what's the best flavorings to put on the pancakes?

I only want good advice!

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

I feel like pancakes, I might watch master chef myself and see how it's done.

Also what's the best flavorings to put on the pancakes?
I only want good advice!

Put soy sauce on 'em.

 

[DavidFirth]

1,001 is too many.
BBQ sauce is good on everything.

Should I use BBQ sauce as shampoo?

 

[Spikey]

Yeah, why not. Just don't get it on your tash.

Help me to understand the book of Genesis.

 

[klutedavid]

Yeah, why not. Just don't get it on your tash.

Help me to understand the book of Genesis.

Genesis 22:18
In your seed all the nations of the earth shall be blessed, because you have obeyed My voice.

Galatians 3:16
Now the promises were spoken to Abraham and to his seed. He does not say, “And to seeds,” as referring to many, but rather to one, “And to your seed,” that is, Christ.

If you can see the fulfillment of that prophecy in Genesis, i.e., Jesus Christ. Then you will understand Genesis, the revelation of the Christ.

The scripture is all about Jesus.

John 5:39
You search the Scriptures (Genesis) because you think that in them you have eternal life; it is these that testify about Me (Jesus Christ);

May I recommend a forty day fast without food and water!

 

[LaSorcia]

Thanks, I was wondering how to lose some weight quickly. Those pounds will fly right off if I'm dead.

What clothes will look good on me when I've passed on?

 

[klutedavid]

Since you are grossly overweight then may I highly recommend lycra pants.

Can anyone recommend what Lasorcia should wear, with her black lycra pants.