Give "Bad" Advice (3)

[Sam91]

1/4 by plane, 1/4 by submarine, 1/4 by boat 1/4 by horse

how do i get a welcoming party in the rec room?

By publicising it in the discussion and debate forum. You will be assured that no details will be left unthought of

How to find motivation?

 

[gennypearl]

sleep all day

who is the greatest athlete of all time?

 

[teresa]

Elvis the pelvis

how do I learn to dance?

 

[gennypearl]

ask @Dirk1540 , @DavidFirth @MrNoodle and @Chesterton and @KevinC1129 and @Tom Farebrother

is it a bad thing to tag cf peeps?

 

[teresa]

make sure the tag says "clearance items"

where can I get some pearls?

 

[gennypearl]

in mars

what's the remedy for a foot with a foul smell?

 

[LaSorcia]

If thy foot offendeth thee, cut it off.

I want a manicure, but I forgot to make and appointment.

 

[gennypearl]

sometimes you just have to surprise people and demand that the customer is always right.

is the customer always right?

 

[LaSorcia]

Why don't you go to N Korea and make a fuss in a store to find out?

What's a good breakfast food for a preschooler?

 

[Sam91]

Why don't you go to N Korea and make a fuss in a store to find out?

What's a good breakfast food for a preschooler?

Ice cream or chocolate. It will be eaten at least.

What should I feed mine for lunch?

 

[LaSorcia]

Don't cook lunch for them. That leads to laziness and you want to encourage self-sufficiency. Give them a bow and arrows and set them loose in Caledonian Forest.

Speaking of self-sufficiency, how can I encourage more in my cats?

 

[Sam91]

Don't cook lunch for them. That leads to laziness and you want to encourage self-sufficiency. Give them a bow and arrows and set them loose in Caledonian Forest.

Speaking of self-sufficiency, how can I encourage more in my cats?

Put videos of lions on the television. Make sure that they watch said videos by using cat transpotation boxes facing the tv and just go out for a few hours. After a week they should feel more lionlike

How not to burn toast while posting?

 

[DreadCthulhu]

Put videos of lions on the television. Make sure that they watch said videos by using cat transpotation boxes facing the tv and just go out for a few hours. After a week they should feel more lionlike

How not to burn toast while posting?

Put the toaster on its side, put cheese on the bread, and it's not toast anymore, it's a grilled cheese.

How do I get my car to start in these cold Canadian winters?

 

[LaSorcia]

The only sure fire method I've found for not burning toast is to not put the bread into the toaster.

What should I cook for a romantic dinner?

 

[Sam91]

Put the toaster on its side, put cheese on the bread, and it's not toast anymore, it's a grilled cheese.

How do I get my car to start in these cold Canadian winters?

Put snowboards under the tyres, weld a rocket style engine to the back and have some fun!

How to get 3 loads of washing done and dried in one day without a tumble dryer?

 

[DreadCthulhu]

The only sure fire method I've found for not burning toast is to not put the bread into the toaster.

What should I cook for a romantic dinner?

An accountant's liver, fava beans, and a nice Chianti.

 

[DreadCthulhu]

a tumble dryer?

2 tumble dryers

What is the best way to acquire an accountant's liver?

 

[LaSorcia]

Ebay, I think.

How to cook one? Broil? Fry?

 

[DreadCthulhu]

Ebay, I think.

How to cook one? Broil? Fry?

Stick it on a rocket ship so perfectly aimed that it slingshots around the sun, heads back to earth, and hope it survives reentry.

How to become famous in 3 easy steps?

 

[Sam91]

Ebay, I think.

How to cook one? Broil? Fry?

Why even cook it? Hang it for a week or two and even have it oak smoked.

How to purchase two tumbledryers cost effectively?