Fox News intern says payoff will be when she's Secretary of State someday

[Mountainmanbob]

A young lady with big goals!

https://www.theonion.com/fox-news-intern-fetching-coffee-tells-herself-this-will-1830944885

Not just anyone can keep a cool head while trying to remember who takes their coffee half-caff and who gets three pumps of vanilla syrup with just a splash of soy milk, but if I keep at it, I can really see this unpaid internship helping me get my foot in the door at the U.S. State Department. Maybe one day I’ll help foster peace between the United States and Puerto Rico. It’s just a matter of time before I have an intern bringing me coffee!” At press time, Butler was drafting up a resume on her iPhone to send to the White House.

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Goats ask?
Didn't know we were at war with Puerto Rico?

G

 

[SkyWriting]

A better peace accord. One where we would be more concerned about their well being.
5,000 Dead in Puerto Rico: Hurricane Maria

 

[High Fidelity]

Please tell me you're aware that's a satirical news site.

I mean, it would answer a lot of questions, but even so.

 

[Mountainmanbob]

Please tell me you're aware that's a satirical news site.

I mean, it would answer a lot of questions, but even so.

Yes I thought so.
Was going to chime back in but, you beat me to it.
M-Bob