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Florida Recount FINALLY Over....

Discussion in 'General Politics' started by St_Worm2, Nov 10, 2018.

  1. St_Worm2

    St_Worm2 Senior Member Supporter

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    Florida Recount Finally Wraps Up,
    Al Gore Declared President

    November 9th, 2018

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    FLORIDA—As Florida finally wrapped up its contentious recount of the votes tallied in the recent midterm elections, a winner was finally declared: Al Gore is now the president of the United States.

    The recount process at long last found the "missing votes" that would have handed Gore the presidency back in 2000, making him the official president of the country.

    "Well, it's about time," Gore said in his acceptance speech. "Thanks to all the fine people that made this happen. It really is too bad that the earth is going to be destroyed by fire by 2015--err, I mean, 2019, or else I could really savor my presidency."

    Gore will be granted two terms as US president, ousting President Trump and canceling the 2020 election. "We just assume he would have won again and ushered in a liberal golden age," said an election official. "So he's got 8 years to reclaim his lost time. Make the most of it, Al, and great job. You deserve it!"


    Yes, it's satire: Florida Recount Finally Wraps Up, Al Gore Declared President
     
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  2. redleghunter

    redleghunter Abide Boldy my friend Supporter

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    Bout time. Lol
     
  3. St_Worm2

    St_Worm2 Senior Member Supporter

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    I didn't like how long it took, of course, but you've got to hand it to those folks in Broward County, they really wanted to make sure that they finally got things right :ok:
     
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    I saw that earlier and loved it!
     
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