I use this quote from Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind a lot when insulted or criticized in religious forms. "Again, I apologize for all my shortcomings."
"Remember: The enemy has only images and illusions behind which he hides his true motives. Destroy the image, and you will break the enemy." - Enter the Dragon
"You can't handle the truth"
I will let you guess, lol. Who doesn't know.
"You had me at hello." Another easy one.
"Never put off tomorrow what you can do today."