Evilution is Satan's monkey

[Nightson]

Evilution is a lie of Satan! Try and refute that evilutionists! If you can't it must be true.

 

[RichardT]

agreedfdf

 

[Abongil]

I think you are Satans monkey.

 

[ApocryphaNow]

Apu is Aladin's monkey.

 

[dawiyd]

Satan does as what G-d tells him todo, thus it would be at the command of G-d. Well that was my Jewish response for the day.

 

[Nightson]

agreedfdf

Typos are a sign of the devil, you must be an evilutionist in disguise.

 

[Grengor]

Actually, typos are a sign of a creationist. Or a kid, or both.

 

[KittyPryde]

Apu is Aladin's monkey.

Tarzan is Cheetah's monkey.

 

[Nightson]

Actually, typos are a sign of a creationist. Or a kid, or both.

That's evilutionist propaganda!!!!11one!! Kent Hovind produced a wonderful video series on how evilution is a tool of the devil, I suggest you watch it since you're obviously Satan's monkey too.

 

[TheBear]

Evilution is a lie of Satan! Try and refute that evilutionists! If you can't it must be true.

 

[AngryNotice]

ha ha ha not funny

backto reality

if evoltuion were true, then perhaps it would be fact. lets face it, the bible has the evidence to support it while evolution is left in the dust. perhaps thats why they pull fossils from 'dust" then cry that the bible doesnt ring true

 

[Nightson]

if evoltuion were true, then perhaps it would be fact. lets face it, the bible has the evidence to support it while evolution is left in the dust. perhaps thats why they pull fossils from 'dust" then cry that the bible doesnt ring true

They do it because they hate God inside, they are in rebellion to him and are Satan's monkeys. But the bible rings true with every word and has even been proven true in theologian-reviewed articles. But the God haters refuse to admit this.

 

[TheBear]

ha ha ha not funny

Come on now. You giggled at the monkey, didn't you? Admit it.

 

[tocis]

Evilution is a lie of Satan! Try and refute that evilutionists! If you can't it must be true.

How about another outrageous claim, one for the creationists to answer this time?

"The bible wasn't written by the judeo-christian god (or people inspired by him, respectively) but by Loki the trickster, in fact it's his greatest prank ever!"

Now I wonder whether anyone will try to take on that one...

 

[tocis]

if evoltuion were true, then perhaps it would be fact.

As evolution has been observed in the wild today, I'm glad that you agree that it's true

lets face it, the bible has the evidence to support it while evolution is left in the dust

Really?
Now I always wondered about that, maybe you can tell me?:

If there's evidence to support the bible, why are you christians only providing us with PRATTs and other nonsense while holding back that evidence? Don't you think that this is kind of... cruel... from you?
What would Jesus do?

 

[cerad]

Evilutionists are not Satan's monkeys but they do share a common ancestor.

 

[corvus_corax]

ha ha ha not funny

You're right, it wasnt funny
I was hilarious!!

if evoltuion were true, then perhaps it would be fact

Quoted and bolded for the humor inherent in the statement

lets face it, the bible has the evidence to support it while evolution is left in the dust.

Let's face it, some Creationists (namely AngryNotice) claim that lying is an acceptable tactic for Creationists.

 

[Nightson]

Evilutionists are not Satan's monkeys but they do share a common ancestor.

Ancestors are a evilutionist lie, all creatures are made directly by God, what part of HE FORMED YOU IN YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB do you not understand?!!??!1

 

[Nightson]

How about another outrageous claim, one for the creationists to answer this time?

"The bible wasn't written by the judeo-christian god (or people inspired by him, respectively) but by Loki the trickster, in fact it's his greatest prank ever!"

Now I wonder whether anyone will try to take on that one...

Just wait till Jesus comes back to smite you heathens, you'll be sorry then. I'll laugh while I sit up in paradise looking down on you.

In love and kindness
Nightson

 

[tocis]

Just wait till Jesus comes back to smite you heathens, you'll be sorry then. I'll laugh while I sit up in paradise looking down on you.

Jesus can have my soul if he can get past my blade