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Evilution is Satan's monkey

Discussion in 'Creation & Evolution' started by Nightson, May 20, 2006.

  1. Nightson

    Nightson Take two snuggles and call me in the morning

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    Evilution is a lie of Satan! Try and refute that evilutionists! If you can't it must be true.
     
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  2. RichardT

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    agreedfdf
     
  3. Abongil

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    I think you are Satans monkey.
     
  4. ApocryphaNow

    ApocryphaNow Well-Known Member

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    Apu is Aladin's monkey.
     
  5. dawiyd

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    Satan does as what G-d tells him todo, thus it would be at the command of G-d. Well that was my Jewish response for the day.
     
  6. Nightson

    Nightson Take two snuggles and call me in the morning

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    Typos are a sign of the devil, you must be an evilutionist in disguise.
     
  7. Grengor

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    Actually, typos are a sign of a creationist. Or a kid, or both.
     
  8. KittyPryde

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    Tarzan is Cheetah's monkey.
     
  9. Nightson

    Nightson Take two snuggles and call me in the morning

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    That's evilutionist propaganda!!!!11one!! Kent Hovind produced a wonderful video series on how evilution is a tool of the devil, I suggest you watch it since you're obviously Satan's monkey too.
     
  10. TheBear

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. AngryNotice

    AngryNotice A blush Instilled.

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    ha ha ha not funny

    backto reality

    if evoltuion were true, then perhaps it would be fact. lets face it, the bible has the evidence to support it while evolution is left in the dust. perhaps thats why they pull fossils from 'dust" then cry that the bible doesnt ring true
     
  12. Nightson

    Nightson Take two snuggles and call me in the morning

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    They do it because they hate God inside, they are in rebellion to him and are Satan's monkeys. But the bible rings true with every word and has even been proven true in theologian-reviewed articles. But the God haters refuse to admit this.
     
  13. TheBear

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    Come on now. You giggled at the monkey, didn't you? Admit it. :D

    [​IMG]
     
  14. tocis

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    How about another outrageous claim, one for the creationists to answer this time? :D

    "The bible wasn't written by the judeo-christian god (or people inspired by him, respectively) but by Loki the trickster, in fact it's his greatest prank ever!"

    Now I wonder whether anyone will try to take on that one... ;)
     
  15. tocis

    tocis Warrior of Thor

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    As evolution has been observed in the wild today, I'm glad that you agree that it's true :D

    Really?
    Now I always wondered about that, maybe you can tell me?:

    If there's evidence to support the bible, why are you christians only providing us with PRATTs and other nonsense while holding back that evidence? Don't you think that this is kind of... cruel... from you?
    What would Jesus do?
     
  16. cerad

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    Evilutionists are not Satan's monkeys but they do share a common ancestor.
     
  17. corvus_corax

    corvus_corax Naclist Hierophant and Prophet

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    You're right, it wasnt funny
    I was hilarious!! ^_^
    Quoted and bolded for the humor inherent in the statement
    Let's face it, some Creationists (namely AngryNotice) claim that lying is an acceptable tactic for Creationists.
     
  18. Nightson

    Nightson Take two snuggles and call me in the morning

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    Ancestors are a evilutionist lie, all creatures are made directly by God, what part of HE FORMED YOU IN YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB do you not understand?!!??!1
     
  19. Nightson

    Nightson Take two snuggles and call me in the morning

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    Just wait till Jesus comes back to smite you heathens, you'll be sorry then. I'll laugh while I sit up in paradise looking down on you.

    In love and kindness
    Nightson
     
  20. tocis

    tocis Warrior of Thor

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    Jesus can have my soul if he can get past my blade :D
     
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