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Dominion Fraud deniers Murdered by space lasers

Discussion in 'American Politics' started by perplexed, Feb 5, 2021.

  1. perplexed

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    Do not mention that the Georgia hand recount disproved the claim that the Ghost of Hugo Chavez hacked the Dominion voting machines. Talking about such things will make the giant space laser unhappy and she will burn you alive
     
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  2. GreekOrthodox

    GreekOrthodox Psalti Chrysostom

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    Shhhh... the first rule of taking over the world is not to talk about taking over the world.
     
  3. Larnievc

    Larnievc Well-Known Member

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    I love the Giant Space Laser and I know she loves me too.
     
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  4. FenderTL5

    FenderTL5 864511320 Supporter

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    So Brain, what are we gonna' do tonight?
     
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  5. GreekOrthodox

    GreekOrthodox Psalti Chrysostom

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    Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world.
     
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  6. GreekOrthodox

    GreekOrthodox Psalti Chrysostom

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    FYI, my favorite version of the theme song
     
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  7. perplexed

    perplexed Senior Member

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    Thanks for the posts I really needed a laugh
     
  8. CyberPaladin

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    Narf!

     
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  9. Aryeh Jay

    Aryeh Jay Veteran Supporter

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    It is all fun and games until the space laser burns down YOUR house, then what?
     
  10. CyberPaladin

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    Hey it's the risk you run from living in a free society the right to bear arms including Death Stars and Vorlon Planet Killers.
     
  11. SimplyMe

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    Sorry, not as scary as the Vogon Contruction ships. Just listening to their poetry will kill you, not to mention that they blew up the Earth for their Intergalactic bypass.

    Don't Panic and carry a towel! ;)
     
  12. GreekOrthodox

    GreekOrthodox Psalti Chrysostom

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    Well just don't encourage rebel scum or answer Mr. Morden when he asks, "What do you want?"

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  13. tulc

    tulc loves "SO'S YER MOM!! posts!

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    I personally welcome our space laser overlords.
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    tulc(raises his cup in their honor!) :coffee:
     
  14. CyberPaladin

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    I don't know the second one worked out pretty well for Vir.
     
  15. A2SG

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    He did get what he wanted, didn't he? Then again, so did Londo.

    -- A2SG, Londo's rant about how cold his quarters is remains my favorite Londo quote.....
     
  16. Zergling Rush

    Zergling Rush New Member

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    Ugh - not giant space lasers again? I was hoping to take the kids to Alderaan this summer too...
     
  17. Larnievc

    Larnievc Well-Known Member

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    Double down on praying to the Space Laser!!
     
  18. GreekOrthodox

    GreekOrthodox Psalti Chrysostom

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    Do we need to pray in Hebrew or Yiddish since apparently the problem is "Jewish" space lasers? :p Thank you Mel Brooks!

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  19. Larnievc

    Larnievc Well-Known Member

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    I think a Bronx accent would suffice.
     
  20. Desk trauma

    Desk trauma Atheist Capitalist Supporter

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    That or a proper amount of kvetching in any accent.
     
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