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I'm cold, but I'm smiling!!!
 
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An old lady, quite delicate and elegant, especially in her
speech, was planning several weeks vacation in Florida with her
husband and wanted to make sure the camp grounds were fully
equipped.

She didn't know just how to ask the manger about the toilet
facilities. She decided that she couldn't use the word "toilet"
in her letter to the manager. So after studying about it for
some time, she thought the old-fashioned title "bathroom commode"
sounded good.

But, maybe he would think that she was a bit forward, so she
tore up the letter and started all over again. Referring to the
toilet, in her final letter to the manager she asked if the
campgrounds had a B.C.

Well, the manager had no idea what she was talking about, so he
showed the letter to several friends. They couldn't figure out
what she meant either.

Finally, they came to the conclusion that she must mean
did the campgrounds have a Baptist Church.

So, when he answered her letter he said,

"Dear Madame,
I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I am
pleased to tell you that we do have a B.C.

It is located just one mile North of the camp. It will seat 250
people at one time. I admit that it is quite a distance away if
you go regularly.

You might be interested to know that there is a supper planned
to make money to buy more seats. They will have them in the
basement of the B.C.

The last time my wife and I went was six years ago. It was so
crowded that we had to stand up the whole time we were there.

I would like to say that it pains me very much not to be able to
go more regularly, but it is surely no lack of desire on my
part.

As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially
in cold weather.

Some people take their lunch and make a day of it. They arrive
early and stay late.

If you do decide to come here, perhaps I could go with you the
first time you go. I could sit beside you and introduce you to
the others.

Remember, this is a friendly community."
 
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