Did You Know That?

[April_Rose]

Did you know that most people, at least here in the U.S., drink bean juice every morning?

Did you know that I don't?

 

[JackRT]

Did you know that, in a vacuum, if you fire a .44 Magnum and drop a penny from your hand at the same time (and height), both the bullet and the penny will hit the ground at the same time?

Only if the .44 Magnum is fired horizontally.

 

[AV1611VET]

Since when do you follow science? I didn't even know that. 0__0

Since my doctor told me to!

 

[Tone]

Did you know that I don't?

I do now. What's your cup o tea?

 

[April_Rose]

Since my doctor told me to!

Doctor who?

I do now. What's your cup o tea?

Usually Sunny D or OJ

 

[AV1611VET]

Did you know that Corgi's are excellent at chess?

Yup!

One beat me with the Mad Dog Attack!

:/

 

[AV1611VET]

Did you know that most people, at least here in the U.S., drink bean juice every morning?

 

[April_Rose]

Yup!

One beat me with the Mad Dog Attack!

:/

I feel your pain man. I lost a game of checkers to a goldfish,.. and I still don't know how because he didn't even have any hands.

 

[AV1611VET]

Doctor who?

Dr Luke, the beloved physician.

Luke 5:31 And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick.

Colossians 4:14 Luke, the beloved physician, and Demas, greet you.

 

[sjastro]

Sounds from 14 billion years ago.

 

[AV1611VET]

I feel your pain man. I lost a game of checkers to a goldfish,.. and I still don't know how because he didn't even have any hands.

LOL

I played GO FISH once, but kept getting cruddy hands, so I quit.

 

[April_Rose]

Dr Luke, the beloved physician.

Dr. Luke,.. he sounds like a cousin of Doctor Who or something. Does he have a sonic screwdriver as well? Oooh!! Oooh!! I wonder if Noah had one and if his ark could fly since I believe it was sort of like a TARDIS if it truly was bigger on the inside.

 

[April_Rose]

LOL

I played GO FISH once, but kept getting cruddy hands, so I quit.

Why didn't you just wash them first and then continue the game?

 

[AV1611VET]

Sounds from 14 billion years ago.

That's photoshopped.

 

[AV1611VET]

I wonder if Noah had one and if his ark could fly since I believe it was sort of like a TARDIS if it truly was bigger on the inside.

You just LOVE my description of Noah's Ark, don't you?

Kinda along that line, here's a poem someone ... who misunderstood me ... wrote about clams and the Flood:

"Oh, they float through the air with the greatest of ease,
Those magical clams of AV's fantasies.
Their movements are graceful, they waft on the breeze,
No longer to mire in the muck.

They flock all around us sans feather nor beak,
Flapping their shells as they dive and they streak.
They inherit the heavens, no longer so meek,
'Neath the oceans where they once were stuck..........."

(A reference to clams being found on mountaintops.)

 

[AV1611VET]

Why didn't you just wash them first and then continue the game?

LOL

 

[April_Rose]

(A reference to clams being found on mountaintops.)

Everybody sing along!! @.Mikha'el. that means you too. Later on we can all sit around the campfire and roast marshmallows.

 

[Sabertooth]

Did you know that most people, at least here in the U.S., drink bean juice every morning?

Java Jive, The Manhattan Transfer (1975)​

I like tea, but I don't like coffee...

 

[FrumiousBandersnatch]

Java Jive (The Manhattan Transfer, 1975)​

I like tea, but I don't like coffee...

I love java hot but not sweet...

The original:

 

[FrumiousBandersnatch]

Did you know that our bodies inside the outer boundary of the skin only contain about 50% human matter?

Roughly 50% of our cells are non-human - we are colonies...