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Describes a chunk of my childhood...

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by Pavel Mosko, Jul 27, 2021.

  1. Pavel Mosko

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    My mom talks about that show! Lol
     
  3. tulc

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    I always thought this was an...unusual musical choice for that show:

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  4. Mark Quayle

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    It was kind of like that poster of Seinfeld's Kramer: "He's a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can't look away!", Lawrence Welk made me feel like something was wrong with the universe, that people could whistle and smile winningly at the same time. Somehow seems like a crime against nature!
     
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  5. Michie

    Michie Human rights begin in the womb. Supporter

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    What does one toke over the line mean??? Lol!
     
  6. Michie

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    Had to look it up-


    In an interview whose origin seems to have been lost to time, Shipley said, “When we wrote 'One Toke Over the Line,' I think we were one toke over the line. ... If you listen to the lyrics of that song, 'one toke'' was just a metaphor. It's a song about excess. Too much of anything will probably kill you.”
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    An’ a one, an’ a two …
     
  8. Pavel Mosko

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    Yeah yesterday, I was going to muse whether or not we would have Weird AL Yankovic without Welk seeing how Polka music was the thing that got him into music.


     
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