- Apr 25, 2002
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Moses, Jesus, and an Old Man were enjoying a day on the golf course.
Moses tee'd off and his ball soared through the air landed with a plop in the water hazard, just off the first green. Moses pulled up his robes, stepped up to the water hazard and with a motion of his hands parted the water and chipped the ball onto the green. One more quick shot and he sunk the put.
Jesus stepped up. His ball soared through the air and landed in the middle of the same water hazard. Jesus simply walked across the top of the water and the ball floated to the top. Jesus quickly chipped the ball in.
The Old Man stepped up, cracked his back, and made a wild haymaker of a swing. The ball careened off a nearby tree hitting a large boulder, it then richocheted up onto the roof of one of the nearby houses. The ball rolled down the roof and into the gutter where it was deposited into a large mud puddle where a big fat frog sat. The frog swallowed the golf ball thinking, in it's age, that it was a large june bug. But right as the golf ball was swallowed a hawk swooped down and caught the frog. Once well in flight the frog opened its mouth in a silent scream and the ball fell out where it dropped to a nearby highway. There it bounced off the hood of a car, onto the bed of a nearby truck and then off the front of a passing Semi which shot the ball back onto the golf course, right onto the green where it rolled perfectly into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Moses gave a solemn look over at Jesus and whispered, "This is the last time we play golf with your Dad..."
Moses tee'd off and his ball soared through the air landed with a plop in the water hazard, just off the first green. Moses pulled up his robes, stepped up to the water hazard and with a motion of his hands parted the water and chipped the ball onto the green. One more quick shot and he sunk the put.
Jesus stepped up. His ball soared through the air and landed in the middle of the same water hazard. Jesus simply walked across the top of the water and the ball floated to the top. Jesus quickly chipped the ball in.
The Old Man stepped up, cracked his back, and made a wild haymaker of a swing. The ball careened off a nearby tree hitting a large boulder, it then richocheted up onto the roof of one of the nearby houses. The ball rolled down the roof and into the gutter where it was deposited into a large mud puddle where a big fat frog sat. The frog swallowed the golf ball thinking, in it's age, that it was a large june bug. But right as the golf ball was swallowed a hawk swooped down and caught the frog. Once well in flight the frog opened its mouth in a silent scream and the ball fell out where it dropped to a nearby highway. There it bounced off the hood of a car, onto the bed of a nearby truck and then off the front of a passing Semi which shot the ball back onto the golf course, right onto the green where it rolled perfectly into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Moses gave a solemn look over at Jesus and whispered, "This is the last time we play golf with your Dad..."
