Crevo café (3)

[Praxiteles]

Hah! I lived so far out in the boonies that they had to pipe in sunshine. They made me learn assembly language "to build character", and made me use punch cards because the computers ran on squirrel power and the "monitors" were cardboard boxes with no tube.


I had to do all that too. Barefoot. Through brambles

I bow to your superior crotchetiness.

 

[ravenscape]

*raven tries to decide if superior crotchetiness is something to celebrate accomplishing

 

[Praxiteles]

*raven tries to decide if superior crotchetiness is something to celebrate accomplishing

1. absolutely yes, it is.

2. are you aware of the "/me" function?

c. what is that hat you're wearing?

iv. how much is that doggy in the window?

 

[ravenscape]

1. absolutely yes, it is.

OK...I'll take your word on it. I think...

2. are you aware of the "/me" function?

Yes, but raven likes referring to herself in the third person

c. what is that hat you're wearing?

Kate's Lucky Commando Hat

iv. how much is that doggy in the window?

Free to a good home?

This reminds me of the list of questions my friend's daughter left under the pillow last night for the Tooth Fairy. I wound up answering those, too.

 

[Praxiteles]

OK...I'll take your word on it. I think...

You can trust me. Now have a sip of this yummy drink...

Yes, but raven likes referring to herself in the third person

But that's what I mean. You seem to be typing it out in full.

ie.

*Praxiteles is typing it out in full
/me is using the /me function.

Kate's Lucky Commando Hat

I'll be following that link shortly.

Free to a good home?

This reminds me of the list of questions my friend's daughter left under the pillow last night for the Tooth Fairy. I wound up answering those, too.

Questions for the Tooth Fairy? What arcane knowledge is the Tooth Fairy supposed to be a repository for?

 

[ravenscape]

You can trust me. Now have a sip of this yummy drink...

But that's what I mean. You seem to be typing it out in full.

ie.

*Praxiteles is typing it out in full
* Praxiteles is using the /me function.

*raven notes that if she were typing it out in full she would have typed "Raven Scapegrace, also known as Ravin' Raven, ravenAce and other, less savory, nomenclature"

I'll be following that link shortly.

There will be a quiz, worth 90% of your final grade

Questions for the Tooth Fairy? What arcane knowledge is the Tooth Fairy supposed to be a repository for?

I gathered that the Tooth Fairy is supposed to know a good deal about her preferences. Such as...(my answers in blue)

"What is your favorite color (with three conveniently drawn blanks)"
pearly white, opalescent white, and bright white

"What is your favorite holiday?"
Groundhog Day

"How well do you know Santa?"
Very well, but not carnally

"What do you do with all those teeth?"
I'm adding on a new wing to my tooth-castle

"Do you have a pet? What kind"
A sabertooth cat

"What's it's name"
Fang

 

[Praxiteles]

*raven notes that if she were typing it out in full she would have typed "Raven Scapegrace, also known as Ravin' Raven, ravenAce and other, less savory, nomenclature"

Seriously though. *serious face* Are you aware of the /me function? Cos your posts ain't red, and you would be appearing as * ravenscape rather than *raven.

There will be a quiz, worth 90% of your final grade

Hit me.

I gathered that the Tooth Fairy is supposed to know a good deal about her preferences. Such as...(my answers in blue)

"What is your favorite color (with three conveniently drawn blanks)"
pearly white, opalescent white, and bright white

Of course.

"What is your favorite holiday?"
Groundhog Day

That's the day where the same thing happens over and over , ain't it?

"How well do you know Santa?"
Very well, but not carnally

How old is this child?

"What do you do with all those teeth?"
I'm adding on a new wing to my tooth-castle

Dentsor Castle? Toothingham Palace?

"Do you have a pet? What kind"
A sabertooth cat

"What's it's name"
Fang

Sweeet.

But not too sweet. We don't want cavities.

 

[ravenscape]

Seriously though. *serious face* Are you aware of the /me function? Cos your posts ain't red, and you would be appearing as * ravenscape rather than *raven.

I've gathered there is such a function. But, seriously, I prefer *raven to *ravenscape

Less formal, you know.

Hit me.

Where's my stick?

That's the day where the same thing happens over and over , ain't it?

Have you seen the choppers on those rodents?

How old is this child?

Not old enough to know what carnally means. Even so, I bet my friend cleaned up the answer before presenting it.

Dentsor Castle? Toothingham Palace?

Ivory Tower.

Sweeet.

But not too sweet. We don't want cavities.

The tooth fairy sure doesn't, it cuts down on the resale value.

 

[Praxiteles]

I've gathered there is such a function. But, seriously, I prefer *raven to *ravenscape

OK. Fair enought then. I was trying to work out whether or not you knew what I was talking about. Don'tcha just love text-based communications?

Less formal, you know.

/me whips off his robes of state and chucks them in the corner
Oh, I know, I know.

Where's my stick?

What do I look like? Your mother?

Have you seen the choppers on those rodents?

Natch.

Not old enough to know what carnally means. Even so, I bet my friend cleaned up the answer before presenting it.

Ivory Tower.
The tooth fairy sure doesn't, it cuts down on the resale value.

I knew it! The tooth fairy is in the illegal organ trade!

 

[ravenscape]

OK. Fair enought then. I was trying to work out whether or not you knew what I was talking about. Don'tcha just love text-based communications?

I was trying to work out why you kept asking.

* Praxiteles whips off his robes of state and chucks them in the corner

Oh, I know, I know.

*raven quickly covers the children's eyes.

What do I look like? Your mother?

Can't answer that. It would upset me mum

Natch.

I knew it! The tooth fairy is in the illegal organ trade!

She's in the shoddy, not-to-code building materials trade.

 

[Praxiteles]

I was trying to work out why you kept asking.

Oh. Well, I've stopped now. Curiosity has been satisfied, and I didn't even need to sacrifice any cats to it this time.

*raven quickly covers the children's eyes.

Whaddya tike me fer? I was fully and completely clothed underneath those robes. It's a lovely number with frou frou sleeves and a skirt that comes down to just above the ankle. It makes me look like a princess! *twirls*

Can't answer that. It would upset me mum

Can't have that, can we? My own dear mother's stock standard answer to the question, "Where's my... ?" was: ON MY LIP.

Grrrrrr. Mothers.

She's in the shoddy, not-to-code building materials trade.

Well, that's no so bad. Have you ever tried to play an illegal organ? The fingering is a nightmare.

 

[Nightson]

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Whaddya tike me fer? I was fully and completely clothed underneath those robes. It's a lovely number with frou frou sleeves and a skirt that comes down to just above the ankle. It makes me look like a princess! *twirls*

Well that mental picture is seared into my brain now.....

 

[ravenscape]

I'm almost certain I've never touched an illegal organ. Not intentionally anyway.

 

[Praxiteles]

Well that mental picture is seared into my brain now.....

*hands on hips*

Well it's about time something was!

 

[Praxiteles]

I'm almost certain I've never touched an illegal organ. Not intentionally anyway.

Do you know what I like about double entendres?

They're so naughty! *giggle*

 

[Nightson]

*hands on hips*

Well it's about time something was!

It's rioght up there with my fourth kiss.

In other news I am reading Stranger in a Strange Land and finding it fascinating.

 

[Praxiteles]

It's rioght up there with my fourth kiss.

In other news I am reading Stranger in a Strange Land and finding it fascinating.

Well, Man Child of the Evening, is it homework?

Or are you slacking of again? Don't make me talk to you with mock gravity again.

 

[Praxiteles]

What is it, BTW?

 

[ravenscape]

I *heart* SIASL! That's an awesome book. Jubal Harshaw is my hero.

 

[Nightson]

Uhh *glances at piles of homework still not done* of course it's homework.

And I must say I like Jubal myself, quite an entertaining fellow. Halfway through the book right now.