Sorry, I am gonna have to come out of the closet and admit that us Atheists have been creating a conspiracy to destroy any evidence of god, the bible, and creationism for hundreds of years.
Dinosaurs didn't exist!! The fossil record is a huge conspiracy built and manufactured by us Atheists at the Fossil and More CO. located in New Heaven, Oregon. We build them and place them in the ground coresponding with "fake" geological survey maps placed in strategic locations around the world.
The reason most animals today don't appear in the fossil record is because we needed evolutionary principles to seem realistic. This would not have been possible have we manufactured cows and chickens and placed them into the ground after covering them with plaster and shelac.
All of the fossil remains you see in museums today are put their to stimulate grant money for the science of paleontology. Paleontology is a government surname for the private company "GEO-CON", which is a corporation that researches and produces biological and chemical weapons for the upcoming apocalypse headed by the Evil Atheist Conspiracy Table (or EACT for short) so we can further our own communist agendas.
The fossil record not only stimulates income for GEO-Con, but also creates revenue for toy, comic, cartoon and candy companies that produce dinosaur and dinosaur like materials. This money is also used for nuclear weapons, anti-religious propaganda, genetic testing on humans, and other strange and godless things like mass clonning an army of subservient soldiers with new cybernetic implants.
Most science is flawed and blatently wrong. All theories are extremely complicated as to disguise our coded messages that we use to communicate through one another. Carbon dating, light speed, and other such notions we use to back our claims that the universe is billions of years old is a farce. We have never been to another planet, so how would we know how far it is?
The TV news, newspapers, magazines and other such media events are also a hoax. We do this in order to keep people subservient and blind to the truth. We have faked such wonderous things as, the moon landings, fossil fuels, the korean war, and the Kennedy assassinations by propegating and maintaining falsified media events. Tell me, how much of the internet do you think is faked? 95% of it... Just as an example, do you remember the Nacy Karrigan incident? All a publicity stunt to turn your eyes to watching the ice skating sports events while we planted chemicals weapons in every major city in the United States.
I would like to thank you for questioning our motives and showing flaws in our supposed "theories". You people have given us the motive to change and manipulate our sciences and push our right wing socialist and communistic agendas to their limits. In fact, we have been so sloppy and lazy lately that multiple sources have broken through to expose our claims:
Coast to Coast with Art Bell
http://www.ocii.com/~dpwozney/dinosaur.htm -Which is a web site dedicated to exposing the lie that is the fossil record...
Rush Limbah
The Daily Show with John Stewart
CNN
FOX NEWS
The OLYMPICS
So, once again, I must appologize for our conspiracies and our futile attempts at disrupting your views and beliefs. Always remember, SCIENCE IS A LIE!! Just look at the religion Scientology, we made that and it generates billions of internal revenue.
Dinosaurs didn't exist!! The fossil record is a huge conspiracy built and manufactured by us Atheists at the Fossil and More CO. located in New Heaven, Oregon. We build them and place them in the ground coresponding with "fake" geological survey maps placed in strategic locations around the world.
The reason most animals today don't appear in the fossil record is because we needed evolutionary principles to seem realistic. This would not have been possible have we manufactured cows and chickens and placed them into the ground after covering them with plaster and shelac.
All of the fossil remains you see in museums today are put their to stimulate grant money for the science of paleontology. Paleontology is a government surname for the private company "GEO-CON", which is a corporation that researches and produces biological and chemical weapons for the upcoming apocalypse headed by the Evil Atheist Conspiracy Table (or EACT for short) so we can further our own communist agendas.
The fossil record not only stimulates income for GEO-Con, but also creates revenue for toy, comic, cartoon and candy companies that produce dinosaur and dinosaur like materials. This money is also used for nuclear weapons, anti-religious propaganda, genetic testing on humans, and other strange and godless things like mass clonning an army of subservient soldiers with new cybernetic implants.
Most science is flawed and blatently wrong. All theories are extremely complicated as to disguise our coded messages that we use to communicate through one another. Carbon dating, light speed, and other such notions we use to back our claims that the universe is billions of years old is a farce. We have never been to another planet, so how would we know how far it is?
The TV news, newspapers, magazines and other such media events are also a hoax. We do this in order to keep people subservient and blind to the truth. We have faked such wonderous things as, the moon landings, fossil fuels, the korean war, and the Kennedy assassinations by propegating and maintaining falsified media events. Tell me, how much of the internet do you think is faked? 95% of it... Just as an example, do you remember the Nacy Karrigan incident? All a publicity stunt to turn your eyes to watching the ice skating sports events while we planted chemicals weapons in every major city in the United States.
I would like to thank you for questioning our motives and showing flaws in our supposed "theories". You people have given us the motive to change and manipulate our sciences and push our right wing socialist and communistic agendas to their limits. In fact, we have been so sloppy and lazy lately that multiple sources have broken through to expose our claims:
Coast to Coast with Art Bell
http://www.ocii.com/~dpwozney/dinosaur.htm -Which is a web site dedicated to exposing the lie that is the fossil record...
Rush Limbah
The Daily Show with John Stewart
CNN
FOX NEWS
The OLYMPICS
So, once again, I must appologize for our conspiracies and our futile attempts at disrupting your views and beliefs. Always remember, SCIENCE IS A LIE!! Just look at the religion Scientology, we made that and it generates billions of internal revenue.