Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and receive eternal life!"
But Peter came fifth, so he received a toaster.
Isn't this mockery of the Word? It's not even funny.
Not mockery of the word. More of mockery of the English language. I was in the medical field for nearly 30 years and have acquired a rather dark, weird sense of humor. I find humor in the most unlikely of situations. High stress jobs will bring out dark humor. My friend in a high kill animal shelter did the same thing. Some of those were really dark. Combat surgeons--(yes, Mash was a cleaned up version)
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Magic beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Lemme try some of that!” The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof —and plummets 15 stories to the ground.
The bartender shakes his head. “You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Most would not think this funny. I thought it hysterical. And I am no genius.
If You Laugh at These Dark Jokes, You’re Probably a Genius
