dad, you have not shown anything but a total lack of education in the sciences.
Let me put this in a way that you might understand. You run into a person that can't read. He tells you that there is no way that you can know who Jesus's Earthly parents were. You tell him you can and show him your Bible and explain that the records in it go back almost 2,000 years. He laughs at you and tells you that those are only squiggles on a piece of paper and they do not tell you anything.
That sadly is how you sound when you deny science. But there is a cure. Just as the person that denied the Bible could learn to read, you can try to learn how science is done. Until then, by your standards the Bible consists of squiggles on pieces of paper.