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Christmas Funnies

Discussion in 'Pentecostal & Assemblies of God' started by quietbloke, Dec 2, 2021.

  1. quietbloke

    quietbloke Brother in Christ Supporter

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    What happens if you eat Christmas Decorations? You get tinselitus!
     
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  2. quietbloke

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    What kind of bug hates Christmas? A humbug!
     
  3. quietbloke

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    Why should you be extra careful at Christmas? Because there are mince spies around!
     
  4. Anthony2019

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    What do you call a duck dressed up as Santa Claus?

    A Christmas quacker!
     
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  5. Anthony2019

    Anthony2019 Pax et bonum! CF Ambassadors Supporter

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    How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?

    No Brussels!
     
  6. quietbloke

    quietbloke Brother in Christ Supporter

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    'Knock knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Yule!' 'Yule who?' 'Yule never guess!'
     
  7. quietbloke

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    'Knock,knock','Who's there?' 'Mary'who? Mary Christmas!'
     
  8. quietbloke

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    What is a cows favourite holiday? Moo Year's Day!
     
  9. Sunshinee777

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    Thanks for the laugh :ahah: haha.
     
  10. quietbloke

    quietbloke Brother in Christ Supporter

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    What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas!
     
  11. quietbloke

    quietbloke Brother in Christ Supporter

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    'The Christmas Joke Book' (by Rpprod publishing)
     
  12. MMXX

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    What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
     
  13. quietbloke

    quietbloke Brother in Christ Supporter

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    100+ Knock Knock Jokes (Johnny Laughing)
     
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