checkmate flat Earthers!

[tulc]

tulc(is just going to leave this here and drink his coffee!)

 

[.Mikha'el.]

What? I don't get this at all...

 

[SkyWriting]

tulc(is just going to leave this here and drink his coffee!)

I was thinking there were fewer trees near the axis mounting stubs.
The picture proves me wrong I guess.

 

[Winken]

I don't get posting profanity.

 

[dreadnought]

tulc(is just going to leave this here and drink his coffee!)

The earth isn't totally flat. There are mountains off to the west of where I live.

 

[tulc]

I don't get posting profanity.

...I'm not understanding this post.
tulc(is it in the right thread?)

 

[tulc]

I'd like to visit the places that hold the globe in place.
tulc(wonders if anyone ever tried running real fast around them to see if they can make the globe spin faster?)

 

[MyGivenNameIsKeith]

I'd like to visit the places that hold the globe in place.
tulc(wonders if anyone ever tried running real fast around them to see if they can make the globe spin faster?)

A flat earther assumes that the pillars, foundation, and the verse saying earth will not be moved....to imply that it does not rotate or have an orbit.
When in fact, it does not require earth to be still for those things to be true. Earth is set in its orbit, the earth has its foundations and pillars...I mean it does have a definitive size. I am not a flat earth guy...just poking at the thread a bit.
This picture is a cloud. Appreciate the zealousness though.

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To visit his flatmate. Now this might not have been that his mate was flattened by a car, but that his mate might be a flat-earther! What do you reckon?

 

[Handmaid for Jesus]

Why all the fuss about the Earth being flat anyway?

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

Why all the fuss about the Earth being flat anyway?

I fell off the edge and ended up in New Zealand!

 

[Dave-W]

tulc(is just going to leave this here and drink his coffee!)

That is hilarious!!!

 

[Dave-W]

I fell off the edge and ended up in New Zealand!

Did you land upside down??

 

[dreadnought]

I fell off the edge and ended up in New Zealand!

That would suggest earth has two edges, an upper and a lower.

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

That would suggest earth has two edges, an upper and a lower.

I have that upside down feeling at times.

 

[dreadnought]

I have that upside down feeling at times.

Then the earth is double layered like a DVD. We need to get this published.

 

[tulc]

Then the earth is double layered like a DVD. We need to get this published.

And that is how fortunes are made!
tulc(was there to see the birth of a no doubt great business!)

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

Then the earth is double layered like a DVD. We need to get this published.

You see, when people go on a long-haul flight from Auckland NZ to Los Angeles, they don't see themselves going over the edge to the top side of the world because it is usually dark outside and they are asleep. Or else, like the movie Langaliers, a sleep comes on them and when they wake up they don't know that they have been asleep.

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

And that is how fortunes are made!
tulc(was there to see the birth of a no doubt great business!)

Once the definitive text is written, then it can be put on the bookcase alongside the other definitive Evolution textbook, and the Book of Mormon Part 2!

 

[Daniel Marsh]

my head is spinning, please stop the rotation thing