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Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communism

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by redleghunter, Aug 19, 2019.

  1. redleghunter

    redleghunter Thank You Jesus! Supporter

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    Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communism


    HONG KONG—As soon as Bernie Sanders heard about the democratic protesters in Hong Kong, he knew something had to be done. The U.S. senator quickly chartered a flight to Hong Kong in order to throw himself into the fray.

    Sanders bravely stood in the middle of the conflict between police and protesters, shouting at the "ungrateful little dissenters" that they don't know how good they have it under a Communist regime.

    "Remember, you could have it a lot worse---you could be in America!" Sanders bellowed as police officers for the totalitarian regime beat protesters in the background. "Hey, you! You on the floor there! You're not looking very appreciative of living in one of the greatest Communist countries on earth!" Sanders continued his long-winded rant about the need for the government to own the means of production, how great breadlines are, and how bad things are in capitalist America as protesters got dragged away by police to be disappeared.

    "Just think---in America, we have to pick between 14 different types of deodorant!" he said, his fingers flopping around like limp sausages.

    According to sources, Beto O'Rourke is planning on joining Sanders to inform Chinese citizens how lucky they are that they don't live in a racist country like America.

    More at link. The Babylon Bee link.

    Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communism
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  2. ViaCrucis

    ViaCrucis Evangelical Catholic of the Augsburg Confession

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    I realize this is satire, however it's important to note that Bernie has been outspoken in his support of the protestors. Just sayin'.


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  3. High Fidelity

    High Fidelity Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Sorry, doesn't fit the narrative.

    We have to operate under the assumption that socialism and communism are still actual things in the real world and not simply broad-brushed scare tactics used by the opponents of anyone that wishes to emulate the many successful countries where medical misfortune doesn't spell bankruptcy etc.
  4. Snoder

    Snoder Member

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    I didn't know Bernie was a communist now. The far right's policies are not logically defensible for the majority of Americans. So they promote the idea that anything less than economic libertarianism is 'communism'.
    Most Americans would benefit from more economically liberal policies, but they have been taught that's 'socialism'. These 'commie' policies exist in countries where we see greater democracy, wages, education, skilled labor, and access to health care.

    China under the communist party exploits its people in the same way of the so-called 'business friendly' model of conservatism. The only difference is that the Chinese don't get to vote, but many Americans vote for people that promote policies that exploit them.