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So a Buddhist walks into a Subway and told the guy behind the counter, "Make me one with everything." Boom, bam!
Ok, how about this one, my elder had to go through a diet plan and he wanted to tell us about his experience since he began with his version of Psalm 23. It went something like this...
Strict is my diet. I must not want.
It maketh me to lie down at night hungry.
It leadeth me past the candy shoppe.
It trieth my willpower.
It leadeth me in the paths of alteration for my figure’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the aisles of the pastry department, I will buy no sweet rolls, for they are fattening.
The cakes and the pies, they tempt me.
Before me is a table set with Brussels sprouts and kale.
I filleth my stomach with liquids. My day’s quota runneth over.
Surely calorie and weight charts will follow me all the days of my life.
And I will dwell in the fear of scales forever.
Ok, I suppose I should tell shorter jokes
How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?
With his Discover Card.
What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
Juveniles
What are some jokes you can crack?
Ok, how about this one, my elder had to go through a diet plan and he wanted to tell us about his experience since he began with his version of Psalm 23. It went something like this...
Strict is my diet. I must not want.
It maketh me to lie down at night hungry.
It leadeth me past the candy shoppe.
It trieth my willpower.
It leadeth me in the paths of alteration for my figure’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the aisles of the pastry department, I will buy no sweet rolls, for they are fattening.
The cakes and the pies, they tempt me.
Before me is a table set with Brussels sprouts and kale.
I filleth my stomach with liquids. My day’s quota runneth over.
Surely calorie and weight charts will follow me all the days of my life.
And I will dwell in the fear of scales forever.
Ok, I suppose I should tell shorter jokes
How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?
With his Discover Card.
What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
Juveniles
What are some jokes you can crack?
